
Ron watched Dick as he approached. Ron hadn’t seen him since they’d graduated from college
the year before, but Dick appeared just as he always did: the picture of normality with his Ralph
Lauren shirt and windbreaker jacket, Guess jeans, and a small knapsack slung over his shoulder.
Yet Ron knew the real Dick: the ambitious, aspiring microbiologist who would think nothing of
flying all the way from Atlanta to Alaska with the hope of finding a new microbe. Here was a guy
who loved bacteria and viruses. He collected the stuff the way other people collected baseball
cards. Ron smiled and shook his head as he recalled that Dick had even had petri dishes of
microbes in their shared refrigerator at the University of Colorado.
When Ron had met Dick during their freshman year, it had taken a bit of time to get used to him.
Although he was an indubitably faithful friend, Dick had some peculiar and unpredictable quirks.
On the one hand he was a fierce competitor in intramural sports and surely the guy you wanted
with you if you mistakenly wandered into the wrong part of town, yet on the other hand he’d been
unable to sacrifice a frog in first-year biology lab.
Ron found himself chuckling as he remembered another surprising and embarrassing moment
involving Dick. It was during their sophomore year when a whole group had piled into a car for a
weekend ski trip. Dick was driving and accidentally ran over a rabbit. His response had been to
break down in tears. No one had known what to say. As a result some people began to talk behind
Dick’s back, especially when it became common knowledge that he would pick up cockroaches at
the fraternity house and deposit them outside instead of squishing them and flushing them down
the toilet as everybody else did.
As Dick came alongside the Jeep, he tossed his bag into the backseat before grasping Ron’s
outstretched hand. They greeted each other enthusiastically.
“I can’t believe this,” Ron said. “I mean, you’re here! In the Arctic.”
“Hey, I wouldn’t have missed this for the world,” Dick said. “I’m really psyched. How far is the
Eskimo site from here?”
Ron looked nervously over his shoulder. He recognized several of the security people. Turning
back to Dick, he lowered his voice. “Cool it,” he murmured. “I told you people are really
sensitive about this.”
“Oh, come on,” Dick scoffed. “You can’t be serious.”
“I’m dead serious,” Ron said. “I could get fired for leaking this to you. No fooling around. I
mean, we got to do this hush-hush or we don’t do it at all. You’re to tell no one, ever! You
promised!”
“All right, all right,” Dick said with a short, appeasing laugh. “You’re right. I promised. I just
didn’t think it was such a big deal.”
“It’s a very big deal,” Ron said firmly. He was beginning to think he’d made a mistake inviting
Dick to visit, despite how much fun it was to see him.
“You’re the boss,” Dick said. He gave his friend a jab on the shoulder. “My lips are sealed
forever. Now chill out and relax.” He swung himself into the Jeep. “But let’s just buzz out there