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"No! Wait!" he said. "That might make me an accomplice to something. Get in here!"
He stepped aside and I entered the room. I wiped my hand on my trousers, but he
declined to take it.
He turned away, walked back to his desk, sat dawn.
"There is a rule against climbing around on the buildings," he said.
"Yes," I said, "but it's just a matter of form. They had to pass something as a
disclaimer, that's all. Nobody pays any atten-"
"You," he said, shaking his head. "You are the reason for the rule. I may be new here,
but I've done my homework so far as you are concerned."
"It's not really very important," I said. "So long as I'm discreet about it, nobody much
cares-"
"Acrophilia!" he snorted, slapping the folder that lay on his desk. "You once bought a
screwball medical opinion that saved you from being suspended, that even got you some
sympathy, made you a minor celebrity. I just read it. It's a piece of garbage. I don't buy it.
I don't even think it's funny."
I shrugged. "I like to climb things," I said. "I like to be up in high places. I never said it
was funny, and Doctor Marko is not a screwball."
He emitted a labial consonant and began flipping through pages in the folder. I was
beginning to feel a dislike for the man. Close-cut, sandy hair, a neat, matching beard and
mustache that almost hid his mean little mouth. Somewhere in his mid-twenties, I
guessed. Here he was getting nasty and authoritarian and not even offering me a seat, and
I was probably several years his senior and had taken pains to get there on time. I had met
him only once before, briefly, at a party. He had been stoned at the time and considerably
more congenial. Hadn't seen my file yet, of course. Still, that should make no difference.
He should deal with me de novo, not on the basis of a lot of hearsay. But advisers come
and go-general, departmental, special. I've dealt with the best and I've dealt with the
worst. Offhand, I can't say who was my favorite. Maybe Merimee. Maybe Crawford.
Merimee helped me head off a suspension action. A very decent fellow. Crawford almost
tricked me into graduating, which would probably have gotten him the Adviser of the
Year award. A good guy, nevertheless. Just a little too creative. Where are they now?
I drew up a chair and made myself comfortable, lighting a cigarette and using the
wastebasket for an ashtray. He did not seem to notice but went on paging through the
materials.
Several minutes passed in this fashion, then: "All right," he said, "I'm ready for you."
He looked up at me then and he smiled.
"This semester. Mister Cassidy, we are going to graduate you," he said.
I smiled back at him.
"That, Mister Wexroth, will be a cold day in hell," I said.
"I believe that I have been a little more thorough than my predecessors," he replied. "I
take it you are up on all the university's regulations?"
"I go over them fairly regularly."
"I also assume you are aware of all the courses being offered this coming semester?"
"That's a safe assumption."
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