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New America, the chief U.S. settlement on Mars. And his TV set, being partly broken, picked up
only the channel which had been nationalized during the war and still remained so; the government
in Washington, with its colonization program, constituted the sole sponsor which Isidore found
himself forced to listen to.
"Let's hear from Mrs. Maggie Klugman," the TV an-nouncer suggested to John Isidore, who wanted
only to know the time. "A recent immigrant to Mars, Mrs. Klugman in an interview taped live in New
New York had this to say. Mrs. Klugman, how would you contrast your life back on con-taminated
Earth with your new life here in a world rich with every imaginable possibility?" A pause, and
then a tired, dry, middle-aged, female voice said, "I think what I and my family of three noticed
most was the dignity." "The dignity, Mrs. Klugman? " the announcer asked. "Yes," Mrs. Klug-man,
now of New New York, Mars, said. "It's a hard thing to explain. Having a servant you can depend on
in these troubled times . . . I find it reassuring."
"Back on Earth, Mrs. Klugman, in the old days, did you also worry about finding yourself
classified, ahem, as a special?"
"Oh, my husband and myself worried ourselves nearly to death. Of course, once we emigrated
that worry vanished, fortunately forever."
To himself John Isidore thought acidly, And it's gone away for me, too, without my having to
emigrate. He had been a special now for over a year, and not merely in regard to the distorted
genes which he carried. Worse still, he had failed to pass the minimum mental faculties test,
which made him in popular parlance a chickenhead. Upon him the con-tempt of three planets
descended. However, despite this, he survived. He had his job, driving a pickup and delivery truck
for a false-animal repair firm; the Van Ness Pet Hospital and his gloomy, gothic boss Hannibal
Sloat accepted him as human and this he appreciated. Mors certa, vita incerta, as Mr. Sloat
occasionally declared. Isidore, although he had heard the expression a number of times, retained
only a dim notion as to its meaning. After all, if a chickenhead could fathom Latin he would cease
to be a chickenhead. Mr. Sloat, when this was pointed out to him, acknowledged its truth. And
there existed chickenheads infinitely stupider than Isidore, who could hold no jobs at all, who
remained in custodial institutions quaintly called "Institute of Special Trade Skills of America,"
the word "special" having to get in there somehow, as always.
" — your husband felt no protection," the TV announcer was saying, "in owning and continually
wearing an expensive and clumsy radiation-proof lead codpiece, Mrs. Klugman?"
"My husband," Mrs. Klugman began, but at that point, hav-ing finished shaving, Isidore strode
into the living room and shut off the TV set.
Silence. It flashed from the woodwork and the walls; it smote him with an awful, total power,
as if generated by a vast mill. It rose from the floor, up out of the tattered gray wall-to-wall
carpeting. It unleashed itself from the broken and semi-broken appliances in the kitchen, the dead
machines which hadn't worked in all the time Isidore had lived here. From the useless pole lamp in
the living room it oozed out, meshing with the empty and wordless descent of itself from the fly-
specked ceiling. It managed in fact to emerge from every object within his range of vision, as if
it — the silence -meant to supplant all things tangible. Hence it assailed not only his ears but
his eyes; as he stood by the inert TV set he experienced the silence as visible and, in its own
way, alive. Alive! He had often felt its austere approach before; when it came it burst in without
subtlety, evidently unable to wait. The silence of the world could not rein back its greed. Not
any longer. Not when it had virtually won.
He wondered, then, if the others who had remained on Earth experienced the void this way. Or
was it peculiar to his peculiar biological identity, a freak generated by his inept sensory
apparatus? Interesting question, Isidore thought. But whom could he compare notes with? He lived
alone in this deteriorating, blind building of a thousand uninhabited apartments, which like all
its counterparts, fell, day by day, into greater entropic ruin. Eventually everything within the
building would merge, would be faceless and identical, mere pudding-like kipple piled to the
ceiling of each apartment. And, after that, the uncared-for building itself would settle into
shapelessness, buried under the ubiquity of the dust. By then, naturally, he himself would be
dead, another interesting event to anticipate as he stood here in his stricken living room atone
with the lungless, all-penetrating, masterful world-silence.
Better, perhaps, to turn the TV back on. But the ads, directed at the remaining regulars,
frightened him. They in-formed him in a countless procession of ways that he, a special, wasn't
wanted. Had no use. Could not, even if he wanted to, emigrate. So why listen to that? He asked
himself irritably. Fork them and their colonization, I hope a war gets started there — after all,
it theoretically could — and they wind up like Earth. And everybody who emigrated turns out to be
special.
Okay, he thought; I'm off to work. He reached for the doorknob that opened the way out into
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