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'Twill save you from catarrh and perchance from further embarrassment a girl who is unused to any
sight of man-flesh save in slaves."
"Here is a tastier plum," the Mouser called from beside the bag. Hisvet smiled at him and
lightly tossed him back-handed the plum she'd sampled. He dropped that overboard and tossed her
the second plum. She caught it deftly, lightly squeezed it, touched it to her lips, shook her head
sadly though still smiling, and tossed back the plum. The Mouser, smiling gently too, caught it,
dropped it overboard and tossed her a third. They played that way for some time. A shark following
in the wake of the _Squid_ got a stomachache.
The black kitten came single-footing back along the starboard rail with a sharp eye to
larboard. Fafhrd seized it instantly as any good general does opportunity in the heat of battle.
"Have you seen the ship's catling, Little Mistress?" he called, crossing to Hisvet, the
kitten almost hidden in his big hands. "Or perhaps we should call the _Squid_ the catling's ship,
for she adopted it, skipping by herself aboard just as we sailed. Here, Little Mistress. It feels
sun-toasted now, warmer than any plum," and he reached the kitten out sitting on the palm of his
right hand.
But Fafhrd had been forgetting the kitten's point of view. Its fur stood on end as it saw
itself being carried toward the rats and now, as Hisvet stretched out her hand toward it, showing
her upper teeth in a tiny smile and saying, "Poor little waif," the kitten hissed fiercely and
raked out stiff-armed with spread claws.
Hisvet drew back her hand with a gasp. Before Fafhrd could drop the kitten or bat it aside,
it sprang to the top of his head and from there onto the highest point of the tiller.
The Mouser darted to Hisvet, crying meanwhile at Fafhrd, "Dolt! Lout! You knew the beast
was half wild!" Then, to Hisvet, "Demoiselle! Are you hurt?"
Fafhrd struck angrily at the kitten and one of the helmsmen came back to bat at it too,
perhaps because he thought it improper for kittens to walk on the tiller. The kitten made a long
leap to the starboard rail, slipped over it, and dangled by two claws above the curving water.
Hisvet was holding her hand away from the Mouser and he was saying, "Better let me examine
it, Demoiselle. Even the slightest scratch from a filthy ship's cat can be dangerous," and she was
saying, almost playfully, "No, Dirksman, I tell you it's nothing."
Fafhrd strode to the starboard rail, fully intending to flick the kitten overboard, but
somehow when he came to do it he found he had instead cupped the kitten's rear in his hand and
lifted it back on the rail. The kitten instantly sank its teeth deeply in the root of his thumb
and fled up the aftermast. Fafhrd with difficulty suppressed a great yowl. Slinoor laughed.
"Nevertheless, I will examine it," the Mouser said masterfully and took Hisvet's hand by
force. She let him hold it for a moment, then snatched it back and drawing herself up said
frostily, "Dirksman, you forget yourself. Not even her own physician touches a Demoiselle of
Lankhmar, he touches only the body of her maid, on which the Demoiselle points out her pains and
symptoms. Leave me, Dirksman."
The Mouser stood huffily back against the taffrail. Fafhrd sucked the root of his thumb.
Hisvet went and stood beside the Mouser. Without looking at him, she said softly, "You should have
asked me to call my maid. She's quite pretty."
Only a fingernail clipping of red sun was left on the horizon. Slinoor addressed the crow's
nest: "What of the black sail, boy?"
"She holds her distance, master," the cry came back. "She courses on abreast of us."
The sun went under with a faint green flash. Hisvet bent her head sideways and kissed the
Mouser on the neck, just under the ear. Her tongue tickled.
"Now I lose her, master," the crow's nest called. "There's mist to the northwest. And to
the northeast ... a small black cloud ... like a black ship specked with light ... that moves
through the air. And now that fades too. All gone, master."
Hisvet straightened her head. Slinoor came toward them muttering, "The crow's nest sees too
much." Hisvet shivered and said, "The White Shadows will take a chill. They're delicate,
Dirksman." The Mouser breathed, "You are Ecstasy's White Shadow, Demoiselle," then strolled toward
the silver cages, saying loudly for Slinoor's benefit, "Might we not be privileged to have a show
of them, Demoiselle, tomorrow here on the afterdeck? 'Twould be wondrous instructive to watch you
control them." He caressed the air over the cages and said, lying mightily, "My, they're fine
handsome fellows." Actually he was peering apprehensively for any of the little spears and swords
Slinoor had mentioned. The twelve rats looked up at him incuriously. One even seemed to yawn.
Slinoor said curtly, "I would advise against it, Demoiselle. The sailors have a mad fear
and hatred of all rats. 'Twere best not to arouse it."
"But these are aristos," the Mouser objected, while Hisvet only repeated, "They'll take a
chill."
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