"Dad," I said, "you're wasting your time talking to that thing. You know what it is? A
machine Maury threw together in his basement for six bucks."
Both my father and the Edwin M. Stanton paused and glanced at me.
"This nice old man?" my father said, and he got an angry, righteous expression; his brows
knitted and he said loudly, "Remember, Louis, that man is a frail reed, the most feeble thing in
nature, but goddamn it, mein Sohn, a thinking reed. The entire universe doesn't have to arm itself
against him; a drop of water can kill him." Pointing his finger at me excitedly, my dad roared on,
"But if the entire universe were to crush him, you know what? You know what I say? Man would still
be more noble!" He pounded on the arm of his chair for emphasis. "You know why, mein Kind? Because
he knows that he dies and I'll tell you something else; he's got the advantage over the god-damn
universe because it doesn't know a thing of what's going on. And," my dad concluded, calming down
a little, "all our dignity consists in just that. I mean, man's little and can't fill time and
space, but he sure can make use of the brain God gave him. Like what you call this 'thing,' here.
This is no thing. This is _ein Mensch_, a man. Say, I have to tell you a joke." He launched, then,
into a joke half in Yiddish, half in English.
When it was over we all smiled, although it seemed to me that the Edwin M. Stanton's was
somewhat formal, even forced.
Trying to think back to what I had read about Stanton, I recalled that he was considered a
pretty harsh guy, both during the Civil War and the Reconstruction afterward, especially when he
tangled with Andrew Johnson and tried to get him impeached. He probably did not appreciate my
dad's humanitarian-type joke because he got the same stuff from Lincoln all day long during his
job. But there was no way to stop my dad anyhow; his own father had been a Spinoza scholar, well
known, and although my dad never went beyond the seventh grade himself he had read all sorts of
books and documents and corresponded with literary persons throughout the world.
"I'm sorry, Jerome," Maury said to my dad, when there was a pause, "but I'm telling you
the truth." Crossing to the Edwin M. Stanton, he reached down and fiddled with it behind the ear.
"Glop," the Stanton said, and then became rigid, as lifeless as a window-store dummy; the
light in its eyes expired, its arms paused and stiffened. It was graphic, and I glanced to see how
my dad was taking it. Even Chester and my mom looked up from the TV a moment. It really made one
pause and consider. If there hadn't been philosophy in the air already that night, this would have
started it; we all became solemn. My dad even got up and walked over to inspect the thing
firsthand.
"Oy gewalt." He shook his head.
"I could turn it back on," Maury offered.
"_Nein, das geht mir nicht_." My dad returned to his easy chair, made himself comfortable,
and then asked in a resigned, sober voice, "Well, how did the sales at Vallejo go, boys?" As we
got ready to answer he brought out an Anthony & Cleopatra cigar, unwrapped it and lit up. It's a
fine-quality Havana-filler cigar, with a green outer wrapper, and the odor filled the living room
immediately. "Sell lots of organs and AMADEUS GLUCK spinets?" He chuckled.
"Jerome," Maury said, "the spinets sold like lemmings, but not one organ moved."
My father frowned.
"We've been involved in a high-level confab on this topic," Maury said, "with certain
facts emerging. The Rosen electronic organ--"
"Wait," my dad said. "Not so fast, Maurice. On this side of the Iron Curtain the Rosen
organ has no peer." He produced from the coffee table one of those masonite boards on which we
have mounted resistors, solar batteries, transistors, wiring and the like, for display. "This
demonstrates the workings of the Rosen true electronic organ," he began. "This is the rapid delay
circuit, and--"
"Jerome, I know how the organ works. Allow me to make my point."
"Go ahead." My dad put aside the masonite board, but before Maury could speak, he went on,
"But if you expect us to abandon the mainstay of our livelihood simply because salesmanship--and I
say this knowingly, not without direct experience of my own--when and because salesmanship has
deteriorated, and there isn't the will to sell--"
Maury broke in, "Jerome, listen. I'm suggesting expansion."
My dad cocked an eyebrow.
"Now, you Rosens can go on making all the electronic organs you want," Maury said, "but I
know they're going to diminish in sales volume all the time, unique and terrific as they are. What
we need is something which is really new; because after all, Hammerstein makes those mood organs
and they've gone over good, they've got that market sewed up airtight, so there's no use our
trying that. So here it is, my idea."
Reaching up, my father turned on his hearing aid.
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