get permission to take their own horses and hunting falcons along, with stiff
penalties if any of the uptime animals got loose and started a breeding colony
millennia before they should have existed; they had to haul fodder and cut-up
mice for their animals; then had to find a place to keep said animals until
Anachronism's departure date and then, of course, they all had to get through
the gate in time, balking horses, screeching falcons, their own provisions as
well as the animals', in short, everything required for a one-month, downtime
Tournament and the honor to have fought in or attended one.
The single thing he understood about them was their detestation of nosey
newsies. It was rumored that no newsie had ever gotten through with them. Or
if they had, they hadn't survived to tell the tale. North America was a bad
place, that long ago. Sabre cats, dire wolves-you name it. Meaning, of course,
that Skeeter's intention of stepping through the Anachronism was right up
there with his intention of walking up to Mike Benson and holding out his
hands to be cuffed.
Skeeter watched with admiration as hawkers of "medieval wares" counted up
their sales and tourists pushed to hand over cash for "MAGIC POTIONS!";
crystals mounted as necklaces or stand-alone little trinkets, attuned to the
buyer's aura by placing it under the pillow for seven consecutive full moons;
charms for wealth, health, harmony, courage, and beauty; exquisite,
illuminated calligraphy with even more exquisite prices; plus relatively cheap
jewelry that commanded top-rate prices because it was "handmade in the most
ancient methods known to our medieval ancestors."
In Skeeter's educated estimation, they were as much con artists as Skeeter
himself. They even kept back the good stuff (he knew; he'd pilfered a coveted
item or two for his quarters, to liven it up a bit), keeping it hidden to sell
at the Tournament, bringing along a supply of junk to sell to gullible
tourists, to help defray expenses a little. They were con men and women, all
might. They just had a different angle on the art than Skeeter did.
Ianira Cassondra-who had occasionally made Skeeter's hair stand on end,
just with a simple word or two-called them fakes, charlatans, and even worse,
because they had neither the training to dabble in such things, nor the proper
attitude for it.
"They will inadvertently hurt people one day. Just wait. Station management
will do nothing about them now; but when people start falling down sick with
all manner of strange illnesses, their trade will be banished." She'd sighed,
dark eyes unhappy. "And Management will most likely outlaw my booth as well,
as I doubt Bull Morgan is capable of telling the difference."
Skeeter had wanted to contradict her, but not only was he half scared she
was reading the future, in the back of his own mind, Skeeter knew perfectly
well that Bull Morgan wouldn't know the difference, and wouldn't care, either,
just so long as the crummy tourists were protected.
Skeeter thought dark, vile thoughts at bureaus and the bureauc-rats that
ran 'em, and skittered through long lines in Edo Castletown waiting for the
official opening of the new Shinto Shrine that was nearly finished. He dashed
past Kit Carson's world-famous hotel, past extraordinary gardens with deep
streams where colored fish kept to the shadows, trying to avoid becoming a
sushi lunch for some Ichthyornis or a Sordes fritcheus diving down from the
ceiling.
Skeeter smiled reminiscently, recalling the moment Sue Fritchey had figured
out what their crow-sized "pterosaurs" really were: "My God! They're a new
species of Sordes! They shouldn't be living at the same time as a sternbergi
at all. My God, but this is... it's revolutionary! A warm-blooded, fur-covered
Sordes -and a fish eater, not an insectivore, but it's definitely a Sordes,
there's no mistaking that!-and it survived right up until the end of the
Cretaceous. All along, we've thought Sordes died out right at the end of the
Jurassic! What a paper this is going to be!" she'd laughed, eyes shining.