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"Your skull contains a vacuum of a truly intergalactic order. 1 will tell you and the computers
when it has become possible for us to feel even the slightest degree of re-
assurance. Meanwhile, get me more figures."
The next word from the ground came twenty minutes later.
"There is a ninety-two percent chance that the landing of the android on the surface, if that
occurred, was within one hundred kilometers of fifty-one degrees, eleven minutes north latitude;
zero degrees, seven minutes west longitude."
"And the time?"
"Ninety-eight percent probability of January 1, 1880 Christian Era, plus or minus ten standard
years."
A landmass, a great clouded island, was presented to the supervisor on his screen.
"Recommended course of action?"
It took the ED Conglomerate an hour and a half to answer that.
The first two volunteers perished in attempted launchings before the method could be improved
enough to offer a reasonable chance of survival. When the third man was ready, he was called in,
just before launching, for a last private meeting with the supervisor.
The supervisor looked him up and down, taking in his outlandish dress, strange hairstyle, and all
the rest. He did not ask whether the volunteer was ready but began bluntly: "It has now been
confirmed that, whether you win or lose back there, you will never be able to return to your own
time."
"Yes, sir, I had assumed that would be the case."
"Very well." The supervisor consulted data spread before him. "We are still uncertain as to just
how the enemy is armed. Something subtle, doubtless, suitable for a saboteur on the earth of our
own time-in addition, of course, to the superhuman physical strength and speed you must expect to
face. There are the scrambling or the switching
mindbeams to be considered; either could damage any human society. There are the pattern bombs,
designed to disable our defense computers by seeding them with random information. There are
always possibilities of biological warfare. You have your disguised medical kit? Yes, I see. And
of course there is always the chance of something new."
"Yes, sir." The volunteer looked as ready as anyone could. The supervisor went to him, opening his
arms for a ritual farewell embrace.
He blinked away some London rain, pulled out his heavy ticking timepiece as if he were checking
the hour, and stood on the pavement before the theater as if he were waiting for a friend. The
instrument in his hand throbbed with a silent, extra vibration in addition to its ticking, and
this special signal had now taken on a character that meant the enemy machine was very near to
him. It was probably within a radius of fifty meters.
A poster on the front of the theater read:
THE IMPROVED AUTOMATION CHESS PLAYER MARVEL OF THE AGE
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
"The real problem, sir," proclaimed one top-hatted man nearby, in conversation with another, "is
not whether a machine can be made to win at chess, but whether it may possibly be made to play at
all."
No, that is not the real problem, sir, the agent from the
future thought. But count yourself fortunate that you can still believe it is.
He bought a ticket and went in, taking a seat. When a
sizable audience had gathered, there was a short lecture by a short man in evening dress, who had
something predatory about him and also something frightened, despite the glibness and the
rehearsed humor of his talk.
At length the chess player itself appeared. It was a desklike box with a figure seated behind it,
the whole assembly wheeled out on stage by assistants. The figure was that of a huge man in
Turkish garb. Quite obviously, a mannequin or a dummy of some kind, it bobbed slightly with the
motion of the rolling desk, to which its chair was fixed. Now the agent could feel the excited
vibration of his watch without even putting a hand into his pocket.
The predatory man, cracked another joke, displayed a hideous smile, then, from among several chess
players in the audience who raised their hands-the agent was not among them-he selected one to
challenge the automaton. The challenger ascended to the stage, where the pieces were being set out
on a board fastened to the rolling desk, and the doors in the front of the desk were being opened
to show that there was nothing but machinery inside.
The agent noted that there were no candles on this desk, as there had been on that of Maelzel's
chess player a few decades earlier. Maelzel's automaton had been a clever fraud, of course.
Candles had been placed on its box to mask the odor of burning wax from the candle needed by the
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