
discovered he could stand without having to stoop. The room remained utterly black.
Collins glanced at his left wrist. The hands of his watch glowed eerily in the darkness: 7:18. Shocked,
he studied the arrangement of hands and hash marks. He could not believe he had been slithering around
after a rat for over three hours. The thought seemed lunacy. If true, he should have crashed into a wall or
door, should have stumbled over boxes, should have caught glimpses of light through the window. But his
world remained dark, and he felt none of the stored items he had seen before while scurrying beneath the
desks. I'm not in the same room. Can't be.
Vision straining, Collins took careful steps forward, waving his arms in front of him to head off a
collision. At length, the fingers of his left hand scraped an irregular wall. He pawed along it for a light
switch, feeling damp and craggy stone. What the hell? He shook his head, scarcely daring to believe it.
I'm lost in some dark, secret corner of Daubert Labs. But how did I get here? He sucked in a
calming breath, then let it out slowly through his nose. Must have accidentally crawled through a vent
or tunnel or something. No wonder the gamers like it here.
A sharp squeak startled Collins from his thoughts. He glanced around for the creature, more from
habit than true interest anymore. His heart pounded, and a shiver racked him. Rationally, he knew he
could not remain lost in a campus building for longer than the four-day holiday, yet disorientation pressed
him toward panic. Suddenly, his location seemed the most important piece of information in the world.
Pressing both hands to the wall, Collins chose a direction and followed it to a corner. At some point,
he reasoned, he would have to find a door into a hallway. From there, he would surely come upon a part
of the laboratory he knew.
A lump formed in Collins' throat. His heart hammered against his ribs, and his thoughts refused to
coalesce. His elbow grazed something hard at his belt, and this finally triggered coherent thought. Pager.
Got my cell phone, too. And other stuff. He fingered the odd assortment of objects in his pockets,
identifying keys, calculator, and the lighter he used for bunsen burners and alcohol lamps before ending
the silly game. Relief triggered a nervous laugh. What's wrong with me? He tugged the phone from its
plastic holder, lengthened the antennae, and pressed the lower left button. It came on with a beep, the
display revealing the word "on." The indicator showed no signal strength whatsoever. Weird. Charged it
last night. Collins lowered the phone with a shrug of resignation. Who would I call anyway? He
considered the situation. Hello, Dr. Demarkietto? I took a wrong turn, and I'm lost in the lab.
Please send Lewis and Clark. He jabbed the phone back into its holder. His ego preferred no one ever
found out about his little adventure.
Collins continued his march along the wall, surprised by its irregularity, as well as his steady footing.
He kept expecting to stumble over cartons or furniture, but he continued to walk unimpeded. Then,
finally, he discovered a depression in the wall, its surface more like poorly sanded wood than stone. He
groped for a doorknob but found none. Confused, he shoved it. To his surprise, it budged. Encouraged,
he threw all of his weight against it. The wood panel gave beneath the effort, the hinges twisted free, and
it collapsed forward. Momentum dragged Collins along with it.
Collins hit the floor before he realized he was falling, his face slamming into the door. Pain jarred
through his nose and chest, and his glasses tumbled. He rolled onto wet mulch that clung to his bare torso
and realized he could see now, though blurrily. He lay in a crudely constructed room with a large,
paneless window. He fished around for his glasses; his hand came up empty. He saw dust, shattered
stone, and moss but no sign of his glasses. Drawn to the window, he abandoned his search to look
through it, out onto a plain filled with smeary weeds and wild-flowers beneath sky the color of slate.
Beyond it lay the shadow of a vast forest. Stunned more by the sight than the fall, Collins spoke aloud.
"Where am I?" It looked like nowhere he remembered on Algary campus. Panic returning, he shouted.
"Where the living hell am I?"
No answer came. Collins turned and drifted toward the fallen door. His gaze played over an uneven
dirt floor, the piled dust displaying his every movement in bold relief: the starburst pattern from the gusts
generated by the falling door, every treaded footprint, but no glasses. Collins dropped to all fours,
searching diligently around and beneath the fallen door. He found only mud, stone, and moss. Hunger
snaked through his gut with a long, loud growl. Great. What else can go wrong?