
periodic attempts to judge humanity and felt a chill run down his spine. Was this where Q acquired his
fondness for draconian threats? If so, he thought, then 0 had a lot to answer for.
"That's true enough, ! suppose," the young Q said, listening attentively and occasionally nodding in
agreement. To Picard's dismay, O's lessons appeared to be sinking in. "I take it you've done this before?"
"Here and there," 0 admitted with what Picard regarded as characteristic vagueness. "But you don't need
to take my word for it, not when you can experience for yourself the rich and restorative rewards of such
pursuits. And there's no time like this moment to begin," he enthused, giving Q a hearty slap on the back
while simultaneously, Picard noted, changing the subject from his past to the present. "Now, where are
these peculiar people you were telling me about?" Young Q pointed at the colliding star dusters
overhead. Lace cuffs protruded from the deep, turned-back sleeves of his velvet coat. "Look!" he urged
0, and Picard was surprised by the infectious good humor in the youth's tone, so different from the sour
sarcasm of his older self. "Here they come." Picard looked where indicated. At first he saw nothing but
the same breathtaking panorama he had viewed before, the luminous swirls of stars and radiant gas
coming together into one resplendent pageant of light and color, but as he gazed further a portion of the
colossal spectacle seemed to detach itself from the whole, growing ever larger in comparison as it hurled
across the void toward the assembled immortals, plus Picard. The strange phenomenon devoured the
incalculable distance between them, coming closer and closer until he recognized the incandescent cloud
of seething plasma.
"The Calamarain," Picard breathed in astonishment, never mind the lack of any visible atmosphere. And
one million years in the past, no less!
He never would have imagined that the Calamarain were so old. Were these the very same entities who
had been approaching the Enterprise before, at the very moment that Q had snatched him away, or were
these merely their remote ancestors? Either way, who could have guessed that their kind dated back to
so distant an era?
Then again, he reflected, the late Professor Galen's archaeological studies had revealed, with a little help
from the captain himself, that humanoid life existed in the Milky Way galaxy as far back as four billion
years ago, and Picard had recently seen with his own eyes humanoid beings on Tagus III two billion
years before his own time, so why should he be surprised that gaseous life-forms were at least one million
years old? Picard shook his head numbly; the tremendous spans of time encompassed by his journey
were almost too huge to conceive of, let alone keep track of. It's too much, he thought, trying to roll with
the conceptual punches Q kept dishing out. How can one mortal mind cope with time on this scale?
The massive cloud that was the Calamarain, larger and wider across than even a Sovereign-class
starship, passed within several kilometers of Picard, 0, and the two Qs. Iridescent patterns dazzled along
the length and breadth of the cloud, producing a kaleidoscopic array of surging hues and shades. "So
these are them?" 0 said, the wrinkles around his eyes deepening as he peered at the huge accumulation of
vapors. "Well, they're sparkly enough, I'll give them that." His nostrils flared as he sniffed the vacuum.
"They smell like a swamp, though." He limped nearer to the border of the cloud. "What say we start the
testing with them, see how adaptable they are?" "Er, I'm not sure that's a good idea," young Q answered,
lagging behind. One of his high stockings came loose and he tugged haplessly at its neck.
Next to Picard, his older self sighed and shook his head sadly. "The Coulalakritous are fairly advanced in
their own right, only a few levels below the Continuum, and they aren't exactly the most sociable of
creatures." "Coulalakritous?" Picard whispered to his own Q, lowering his voice out of habit even though
neither 0 nor the young Q could hear him.
"The name changed later," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "Be reasonable, Jean-Luc. It's been umpteen