
(Dem., Alaska) chairman of the Joint CongresiIonal Committee on Space Flight;
Dr. Guiseppi Corsi, president of the American Association for the Advancement
of Science, and a former Director of the World Health Organization; and
Francis Xavier MacHinery, hereditary head of the FBI.
He had seen also a number of other notables, of lesser caliber, but whose
business at a firm which made biologicals was an equally improper subject for
guessing games. He fidgeted.
At the present moment, the girl at the desk was talking softly with a
seven-star general, which was a rank nearly as high as a man could rise in the
army. The general was so preoccupied that he had failed completely to
recognize Paige's salute. He was passed through swiftly. One of the two
swinging doors with the glass ports let into them moved outward behind the
desk, and Paige caught a glimpse of a stocky, dark-haired, pleasant-faced man
in a conservative grosse-pointilliste suit.
"Gen. Horsefleld, glad to see you. Come in."
The door closed, leaving Paige once more with nothing to look at but the motto
written over the entrance in German black-letter:
~tbev ben ~ob t~t hem ~xaut1ein ~eb,atb%en!
Since he did not know the language, he had already translated this by the
If-only-it-were-English system, which made it come out, "The fatter toad is
waxing on the kine's cole-slaw." This did not seem to fit what little he knew
about the eating habits of either animal, and it was certainly no fit
admonition for workers.
Of course, Paige could always look at the receptionist- but after an hour and
a half he had about plumbed the uttermost depths of that ecstasy. The girl was
pretty in a way, but hardly striking, even to a recently returned spaceman.
Perhaps if someone would yank those black-rimmed pixie glasses away from her
and undo that bun at the back of~ her head, she might pass, at least in the
light of a whale-oil lamp in an igloo during a record blizzard.
This too was odd now that he thought about it. A firm as large as Pfitzner
could have its pick of the glossiest of office girls, especially these days.
Then again, the whole of~ Pfitzner might well be pretty small potatoes to the
parent organization, A. 0. LeFevre - et Cie. Certainly at least Le Fevre's
Consolidated Warfare Service operation was bigger than the Pfltzner division,
and Peacock Camera and Chemicals probably was too; Pfitzner, which was the
pharmaceuticals side of the cartel, was a recent acquisition, bought after
some truly remarkable broken-field running around the diversification
amendments to the anti-trust laws.
All in all, Paige was- thoroughly well -past mere mild annoyance with being
stalled. He was, ~after all, here at these people's specific request, doing
them a small favor which they had- asked of him-and soaking up good leave-time
in the process. Abruptly he got up and strode to the desk.
"Excuse me, miss," he said, "but I think you're being goddamned impolite. As a
matter of fact, I'm beginning to think you people are making a fool of me. Do
you want these, or don't you?" -
He unbuttoned his right breast pocket and pulled out three little plioflim
packets, heat-sealed to -plastic mailing tags. Each packet contained a small
spoonful of dirt. The tags were addressed to Jno. Pfitzner & Sons, div. A. 0.
LeFevre et Cie, the Bronx 153, WPO 249920, Earth; and
each card carried a $25 rocket-mail stamp for which Pfltzner had paid, still
uncancelled.
"Colonel Russell, I agree with you," the girl said, looking up at him-
seriously. She looked even less glamorous than she had -at a distance, but she
did have a pert and interesting nose, and -the current royal-purple -
lip-shade suited her better tba~ it did most of the starlets to be seen on 3-V
these days. - "It's just that you've caught us on a very bad day. We do want
the samples, of course. They're very important to us, otherwise we wouldn't
have put you to the trouble of collecting them for us."