
"Pontifax?" Artus asked, stumbling to his feet.
"Behind you, my boy," came the reply. "Seems this blasted creature wants us for dinner."
An animalistic growl followed, as did the sound of a body hitting the floor. Artus drew his dagger and
waved it before him. With his other hand he rubbed his eyes, hoping to banish the moving blotches of light
that clouded his vision. "Pontifax?"
No answer came, only the scrape of a heavy object being dragged across the dirty stone.
When Artus's eyes cleared, he saw that the room was dark save for the wan light cast by his blade. The
smoking stump of Pontifax's torch lay on the ground nearby, next to the toppled pillar. From there, a wide
trail of disturbed dust and rubble led to the doorway. Artus tensed for a confrontation, then took a step
toward the dark archway.
"Blasted creature," came Pontifax's voice from the hallway.
"Thank Tymora's luck, you're all right," Artus breathed. As he took a step into the hall, he moved to once
more sheathe his dagger. "How about a little light, my—"
It was not Pontifax awaiting Artus. The mage was laid out in a bloodied heap, his steady breathing rising
from his nose like puffs from a steam kettle. No, the multi-eyed creature squatted there, repeating Artus's
name with the voice of his old friend. Fortunately, Artus's dagger was still bared. The light it cast was
sufficient for him to get a very clear look at the stunningly ugly thing before it sprang.
Two legs and two arms radiated out from a round torso. Its skin was dark and smooth, as devoid of hair
as the silver statue's pate. Like its body, the beast's head was bulbous and bloated, with sixteen
heavy-lidded, evil looking eyes scattered about it. The source of its noiseless flight became clear the
moment it moved an arm; a thin, almost transparent membrane stretched from this appendage to its side.
The creature flaunted long, dirty claws and needlelike teeth.
Later, Artus would facetiously describe the beast as looking quite a bit like the animals made by street
entertainers in Halruaa, using gas-filled bags they called balloons. Actually, the thing was just very well fed,
having killed every man, elf, goblin, or orc foolish enough to wander into the depths of the ruined keep. And
it was fully intent upon adding Artus Cimber and Hydel Pontifax to that sad roster.
Using the same tactic that had worked so well on the elder man, the creature leaped at Artus in an
attempt to bowl him over. The explorer sidestepped the beast's lunge, then planted a vicious kick to its
stomach—at least to where he assumed its stomach to be. Anatomy aside, Artus knew he'd hit something
vulnerable from the almost-human groan the blow elicited. That noise, too, sounded like Pontifax. The thing
most likely picked the noise up when it clubbed the poor old fellow, Artus decided morbidly.
Keeping a wary eye on the glowing dagger, the creature stumbled to its feet. It crouched again,
preparing for another go at Artus.
"Just so long as my friend's none the worse for it, we can call this over right now," Artus said. "If the
statue's yours, we'll gladly leave it here." He hoped to see the glimmer of intellect in any of the sixteen eyes
squinting at him. He didn't.
They circled each other now. Arms outstretched, claws and dagger raised, they looked for all the world
like two young hoodlums dueling in a back alley in Suzail or Waterdeep or any other large city in Faerun.
Artus gave up hope that the creature might be intelligent enough to reason with when it started repeating
the words "none the worse for it" using his own voice. It was most unsettling.
Artus edged toward the door, hoping to catch another glimpse of his friend. He kept the dagger held
before him in much the same way a good priest presents a holy symbol to the forces of darkness.
This ploy was too much for the creature. To its limited intellect, it was obvious that the meal with the
glowing weapon was going to pilfer its food. Desperate at losing both victims, it let its hunger override its
fear. The cry the beast made as it lunged possessed no fragment of mimicked human speech, only bestial
outrage and fury.
Artus, too, made an inhuman noise as he choked back a shout of surprise. When the beast charged
forward, he planted one hand atop its head, breaking its momentum. With the other he planted his dagger up
to the hilt in the creature's chest. The force of the blow lifted the beast off the ground. Artus expected it to
shriek in pain or, perhaps, topple over. It did neither. It remained stock-still for an instant and looked at the
weapon embedded in its flesh, almost as if it, too, was surprised that the attack had done little except spill
some bluish gray blood.
Weaponless, Artus backed away, wishing he had struck at its stomach. The creature knew now it had
little to fear, and it grabbed one of Artus's arms with its long fingers. Dirt-encrusted claws tore five holes in
the explorer's thick winter coat and five bloody gouges in the skin below. With the flat of his palm, Artus
struck the beast in the forehead. Far from being blinded by the attack, the creature growled in anger. Its
eyes seemed as immune to damage as its chest. Teeth dripping with saliva, it opened its mouth-wide,