
human concepts of infinity, continuity, and unity?" said the Devil with
deceptive casualness.
But Zeno was not fooled. This might be the beginning of infinite punishment;
so far, he'd avoided the worst that Hell had to offer. He said carefully,
drawing on all his philosophical skill, "Surely no human is responsible for
the concepts of infinity, continuity, or unity. Unity is a precondition for
all existence ... something must be, indivisibly and wholly, to differentiate
itself from nothingness. Once 'being' is established, one has two states,
being and non-being. As-"
"I'm not saying you created the concepts - just that you re guilty of first
explicating them," Nick interrupted impatiently. Now cut to the chase, you
long-winded pedant"
"Yes, s-s-sir" Zeno quavered, trying to stifle a pained look. The 'chase' had
been his life's work; was his eternal vocation; he could not 'cut' to it, he
was eternally and entirely engaged in it. And continued: "As soon as there are
two states, there is also duration, from which follow all relations of space
and time: forward and back, up and down, to and fro, before and after.
Thus the assumption of being and non-being' create a primary divisibility
which, in and of itself; generates the concepts of infinity, continuity, and
unity, since none of the aforementioned can exist without its opposite.
Therefore, differentiation is the Initial State, First Moment, the Root
Casuality ... and the culprit you seek." Zeno smiled, having gotten himself
irrefutably off the hook.
The Devil did not smile. The Devil stared at Zeno unblinkingly and then leaned
forward, elbows on his knees, his white, curly wig swaying gently against
powerful shoulders. Regardless of your pettifogging, you, you alone, first
rubbed Mankind's nose in this particular brand of philosophical bullshit...
What would you say if I told you that something is disturbing the very fabric
of your assumptions, here in Hell? That forward and back, to and fro, before
and after are threatened at their very center? That the forward-moving arrow
of time and the backward-moving arrow have collided in mid-air?"
I would say, Zeno replied very softly, "That you are better at creating
paradoxes than even I am. But since my clocks are not reading the time in
concert - not simultaneously, if I may add a loaded term to this discussion -
I will admit that there does - seem to be some disturbance in the procession
of time. In the length of what had previously and conveniently been uniform
instants. In the ... fabric of time itself."
The Devil nodded morosely. He looked at his hands between his knees and then
at his familiar, Michael, lapping from a bowl of milk which was still as full
as when the two men had started their conversation, or the creature had first
begun to lap. "I'm told that Hell is in danger of becoming temporally unstable
- of having no duration and all duration simultaneously, I ask you, Zeno of
Elea, is this a syllogism, or a real threat?"
Zeno had a sneaking suspicion that the Devil was trying to trap him into
speaking some blasphemy so terrible that it demanded infinite punishment of
indeterminate duration. He said slowly, "Sir Nick, if that were so then it
would always have been so - at least once it starts or started, or will start
So we wouldn't know the difference, since there would only be a single moment
in which to realize, cogitate, remember and predict Therefore, also, because
danger, is a transient condition which leads to a result, there could be no
peril in the true sense, because there would be insufficient duration to lead
to any denouement. , . no result no crisis or shift or event to which what the
New Dead call catastrophe math could apply. There could be no catastrophe
whatsoever, since there could not be, in an indivisible instant, any shift of
states - no events, if you like. There would be simply stasis, in which
everything poised to occur simultaneously, but nothing whatsoever did occur.
And stasis, of all states, demands the single condition consciousness cannot
meet peace. Thus, my answer is no, such a threat is not real, because such a
threat, if it became reality, would be imperceptible and so unreal. Unreal for
as long as there exists consciousness. And if consciousness does not exist,