
Funny, how you don't think you've memorized something until you hear it, and realize you have. "Dearly,
beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony."
It wasn't a Catholic or Episcopalian wedding, so we didn't have to kneel, or do much of anything. We
wouldn't even be getting communion during the ceremony. I have to admit my mind began to wander a
bit. I've never been a big fan of weddings. I understand they're necessary, but I was never one of those
girls who fantasized about what my wedding would be like someday. I don't remember ever thinking
about it until I got engaged in college, and when that fell through, I went back to not thinking about it. I'd
been engaged very briefly to Richard Zeeman, junior high science teacher, and local Ulfric, Wolf-King,
but he'd dumped me because I was more at home with the monsters than he was. Now, I'd pretty much
settled into the idea that I would never marry. Never have those words spoken over me and my
honeybun. A tiny part of me that I'd never admit to out loud was sad about that. Not the wedding part. I
think I would hate my own wedding just as much as anyone else's, but not having one single person to
call my own. I'd been raised middle-class, middle America, small town, and that meant the fact that I was
currently dating a minimum of three men, maybe four, depending on how you looked at it, still made me
squirm with something painfully close to embarassment. I was working on not being uncomfortable about
it, but there were issues that needed to be worked out. For instance, who do you bring as your date to a
wedding? The wedding was in a church, complete with holy items so two of the men were out. Vampires
didn't do well around holy items. Watching Jean-Claude and Asher burst into flames as they came
through the door would probably have put a damper on the festivities. That left me with one official
boyfriend, Micah Callahan, and one friend, who happened to be a boy, Nathaniel Graison.
They'd come to the part where the rings were exchanged, which meant the maid of honor and the best
man had something to do. The woman got to hold Tammy's huge spill of white flowers, and the man got
to hand over the jewelry. It all seemed so terribly sexist. Just once I'd like to see the men have to hold
flowers and the women fork over the jewelry. I'd been told once by a friend that I was too liberated for
my own good. Maybe. All I knew was that if I ever did get engaged again I'd decided either both of us
got an engagement ring, or neither of us did. Of course, again, that not getting married part meant that the
engagement was probably off the board, too. Oh, well.
At last, they were man and wife. We all turned and the reverend presented them to the church as Mr.
and Mrs. Lawrence Kirkland, though I knew for a fact that Tammy was keeping her maiden name, so
really it should have been Mr. Lawrence Kirkland and Ms. Tammy Reynolds.
We all fell in to two lines. I got to offer my arm to Detective Jessica Arnet. She took the arm, and with
her in heels, I was about five inches shorter than she was. She smiled at me. I'd noticed she was pretty
about a month ago, because she was flirting with Nathaniel, but it wasn't until that moment that I realized
she could be beautiful. Her dark hair was pulled completely back from her face, so that the delicate
triangle of her cheeks and chin was all you saw. The makeup had widened her eyes, added color to her
cheeks, and carved pouting lips out of her thin ones. I realized that the orange that made most of the
bridesmaids look wan brought out rich highlights in her skin and hair, made her eyes shine. So few people
look good in orange, it's one of the reasons they use it in so many prisons, like an extra punishment. But
Detective Arnet looked wonderful in it. It almost made me wish I'd let the wedding lady talk me into the
extra makeup. Almost.
I must have stared, because she frowned, and only then did I start forward, and take our place in line.
We filed out like good little wedding party members. We'd already endured the photographer for group
shots. He'd be hunting the bride and groom for those candid moments: cutting the cake, throwing the
bouquet, removing the garter. Once we got through the receiving line, I could fade into the background
and no one would care.