ONE
IT WAS AROUND the hub of the evening on the planet of Porlumma when Captain Pausert, commercial
traveler from the Republic of Nikkeldepain, met the first of the witches of Karres.
It was just plain fate, so far as he could see.
He was feeling pretty good as he left a high-priced bar on a cobbled street near the spaceport, with the
intention of returning straight to his ship. There hadn't been an argument, exactly. But someone had grinned
broadly, as usual, when the captain pronounced the name of his native system; and the captain had pointed out
then, with considerable wit, how much more ridiculous it was to call a planet Porlumma, for instance, than to
call it Nikkeldepain.
He then proceeded to collect an increasing number of pained stares as he continued with a detailed com-
parison of the varied, interesting, and occasionally brilliant role Nikkeldepain had played in history with
Porlumma's obviously dull and dumpy status as a sixth-rate Empire outpost.
In conclusion, he admitted frankly that he wouldn't care to be found dead on Porlumma.
Somebody muttered loudly in Imperial Universum that in that case it might be better if he didn't hang around
Porlumma too long. But the captain only smiled politely, paid for his two drinks, and left.
There was no point in getting into a rhubarb on one of these border planets. Their citizens still had an
innocent notion that they ought to act like frontiersmen but then the Law always showed up at once.
Yes, he felt pretty good. Up to the last four months of his young life, he had never looked on himself as being
particularly patriotic. But compared to most of the Empire's worlds, Nikkeldepain was downright attractive in
its stuffy way. Besides, he was returning there solvent, would they ever be surprised!
And awaiting him, fondly and eagerly, was Illyla, the Miss Onswud, fair daughter of the mighty Councilor
Onswud, and the captain's secretly betrothed for almost a year. She alone had believed in him....
The captain smiled and checked at a dark cross street to get his bearings on the spaceport beacon. Less than
half a mile away.... He set off again. In about six hours he'd be beyond the Empire's space borders and headed
straight for Illyla.
Yes, she alone had believed! After the prompt collapse of the captain's first commercial venture, a miffel-fur
farm, largely on capital borrowed from Councilor Onswud, the future had looked very black. It had even
included a probable ten-year stretch of penal servitude for "willful and negligent abuse of entrusted monies."
The laws of Nikkeldepain were rough on debtors.
"But you've always been looking for someone to take out the old Venture and get her back into trade!" Illyla
reminded her father tearfully.
"Umm, yes! But it's in the blood, my dear! His great-uncle Threbus went the same way! It would be far better
to let the law take its course," said Councilor Onswud, glaring at Pausert who remained sulkily silent. He had
tried to explain that the mysterious epidemic which suddenly wiped out most of the stock of miffels wasn't his
fault. In fact, he more than suspected the tricky hand of young Councilor Rapport who had been wagging
futilely around Illyla for the last couple of years....
"The Venture, now . . . !" Councilor Onswud mused, stroking his long, craggy chin. "Pausert can handle a
ship, at least," he admitted.
That was how it happened. Were they ever going to be surprised! For even the captain realized that Councilor
Onswud was unloading all the dead fish that had gathered the dust of his warehouses for the past fifty years on
him and the Venture, in a last, faint hope of getting some return on those half-forgotten investments. A value of