"Low-life outer barbarians like us would never have been let near her."
"Mm, I suppose not." The pod paused, and a major Cetagandan ship with the markings of one of the out-planet governments
ghosted past, on and on, maneuvering its monstrous bulk to dock with exquisite care. "All the haut-lord satrap governors-and their
retinues-are supposed to be converging for this. I'll bet Cetagandan imperial security is having fun right now."
"If any two governors come, I suppose the rest have to show up, just to keep an eye on each other." Ivan's brows rose. "Should
be quite a show. Ceremony as Art. Hell, the Cetagandans make blowing your nose an art. Just so they can sneer at you if you get
the moves wrong. One-upmanship to the nth power."
"It's the one thing that convinces me that the Cetagandan haut-lords are still human, after all that genetic tinkering."
Ivan grimaced. "Mutants on purpose are mutants still." He glanced down at his cousins suddenly stiff form, cleared his throat,
and tried to find something interesting to look at out the canopy.
"You're so diplomatic, Ivan," said Miles through a tight smile. "Try not to start a war single... mouthed, eh?" Civil or
otherwise.
Ivan shrugged off his brief embarrassment. The pod pilot, a Barrayaran tech-sergeant in black fatigues, slid his little ship
neatly into its assigned docking pocket. The view outside shrank to blank dimness. Control lights blinked cheery greetings, and
servos whined as the flex-tube portals matched and locked. Miles snapped off his seat straps just a shade more slowly than Ivan,
pretending disinterest, or savoir faire, or something. No Cetagandan was going to catch him with his nose pressed to the glass like
some eager puppy. He was a Vorkosigan. His heart beat faster anyway.
The Barrayaran ambassador would be waiting, to take his two high-ranking guests in hand, and show them, Miles hoped, how
to go on. Miles mentally reviewed the correct greetings and salutations, and the carefully memorized personal message from his
father. The pod lock cycled, and the hatch on the side of the fuselage to the right of Ivan's seat dilated.
A man hurtled through, swung himself to a sudden halt on the hatch's handlebar, and stared at them with wide eyes, breathing
heavily. His lips moved, but whether in curses, prayers, or rehearsals Miles wasn't sure.
He was elderly but not frail, broad-shouldered and at least as tall as Ivan. He wore what Miles guessed was the uniform of a
station employee, cool gray and mauve. Fine white hair wisped over his scalp, but he had no facial hair at all on his shiny skin,
neither beard nor eyebrows nor even down. His hand flew to his left vest, over his heart.
"Weapon!" Miles yelled in warning. The startled pod pilot was still snaking his way clear of his seat straps, and Miles was
physically ill-equipped to jump anyone, but Ivan's reflexes had been honed by plenty of training, if not actual combat. He was
already moving, rotating around his own hand-hold point-of-contact and into the intruders path.
Hand-to-hand combat in free fall was always incredibly awkward, due in part to the necessity of having to hang on tightly to
anybody one wanted to seriously hit. The two men quickly ended up wrestling. The intruder clutched wildly, not at his vest but at
his right trouser pocket, but Ivan managed to knock the glittering nerve disrupter from his hand.
The nerve disruptor tumbled away and whanged off the other side of the cabin, now a random threat to everyone aboard.
Miles had always been terrified of nerve disrupters, but never before as a projectile weapon. It took two more cross-cabin
ricochets for him to snatch it out of the air without accidentally shooting himself or Ivan. The weapon was undersized but charged
and deadly.
Ivan had meanwhile worked around behind the old man, attempting to pinion his arms. Miles seized the moment to try to nail
down the second weapon, dragging open the mauve vest and going for that lump in the inner pocket. His hand came away
clutching a short rod that he first took for a shock-stick.
The man screamed and wrenched violently. Greatly startled and not at all sure what he'd just done, Miles launched himself
away from the struggling pair and ducked prudently behind the pod pilot. Judging from that mortal yell Miles was afraid he'd just
ripped out the power pack to the man's artificial heart or something, but he continued to fight on, so it couldn't have been as fatal
as it sounded.
The intruder shook off Ivan's grip and recoiled to the hatchway. There came one of those odd pauses that sometimes occur in
close combat, everyone gulping for breath in the rush of adrenaline. The old man stared at Miles with the rod in his fist; his
expression altered from fright to-was that grimace a flash of triumph? Surely not. Demented inspiration?
Outnumbered now as the pilot joined the fray, the intruder retreated, tumbling back out the flex tube and thumping to whatever
docking bay deck lay beyond. Miles scrambled after Ivan's hot pursuit just in time to see the intruder, now firmly on his feet in the
stations artificial gravity field, land Ivan a blow to his chest with a booted foot that knocked the younger man backward into the
portal again. By the time Miles and Ivan had disentangled themselves, and Ivan's gasping became less alarmingly disrupted, the
old man had vanished at a run. His footsteps echoed confusingly in the bay. Which exit-? The pod pilot, after a quick look to
ensure that his passengers were temporarily safe, hurried back inside to answer his comm alarm.
Ivan regained his feet, dusted himself off, and stared around. Miles did too. They were in a small, dingy, dimly lit freight bay.
"Y'know," said Ivan, "if that was the customs inspector, we're in trouble."
"I thought he was about to draw on us," said Miles. "It looked like it."
"You didn't see a weapon before you yelled."
"It wasn't the weapon. It was his eyes. He looked like someone about to try something that scared him to death. And he did
draw."
"After we jumped him. Who knows what he was about to do?"
Miles turned slowly on his heel, taking in their surroundings in more detail. There wasn't a human being in sight, Cetagandan,
Barrayaran, or other. "There's something very wrong here. Either he wasn't in the right place, or we weren't. This musty dump
can't be our docking port, can it? I mean, where's the Barrayaran ambassador? The honor guard?"
"The red carpet, the dancing girls?" Ivan sighed. "You know, if he'd been trying to assassinate you, or hijack the pod, he
should have come charging in with that nerve disrupter already in his hand."
"That was no customs inspector. Look at the monitors." Miles pointed. Two vid-pickups mounted strategically on nearby walls
were ripped from their moorings, dangling sadly down. "He disabled them before he tried to board. I don't understand. Station
security should be swarming in here right now.... D'you think he wanted the pod, and not us?"
"You, boy. No one would be after me."