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the fact is Hooch would. He wasn't much of a thinker, nor did he spend much time brooding about
death and the hereafter or such philosophical questions, but this much he had decided: when he
died, he supposed he wouldn't die alone. He also supposed that if somebody killed him, they'd get
no profit from the deed, none at all. Specially not some half-drunk weak-sister cowardly Red with
a scalping knife.
The best secret of all was, Hooch wouldn't need no torch and he wouldn't need no fuse, neither.
Why, that fuse didn't even go right into the gunpowder keg, if the truth be known-- Hooch didn't
want a chance of that powder going off by accident. No, if Hooch ever needed to blow up his
flatboat, he could just set down and think about it for a while. And pretty soon that powder would
start to hotten up right smart, and maybe a little smoke would come off it, and then pow! it goes
off.
That's right. Old Hooch was a spark. Oh, there's some folks says there's no such thing as a
spark, and for proof they say, "Have you ever met a spark, or knowed anybody who did?" but that's
no proof at all. Cause if you happen to be a spark, you don't go around telling everybody, do you?
It's not as if anybody's hoping to hire your services-- it's too easy to use flint and steel, or
even them alchemical matches. No, the only value there is to being a spark is if you want to start
a fire from a distance, and the only time you want to do that is if it's a bad fire, meant to hurt
somebody, burn down a building, blow something up. And if you hire out that kind of service, you
don't exactly put up a sign that says Spark For Hire.
Worst of it is that if word once gets around that you're a spark, every little fire gets blamed
on you. Somebody's boy lights up a pipe out in the bam, and the barn burns down-- does that boy
ever say, "Yep, Pa, it was me all right." No sir, that boy says, "Must've been some spark set that
fire, Pa!" and then they go looking for you, the neighborhood scapegoat. No, Hooch was no fool. He
didn't ever tell nobody about how he could get things het up and flaming.
There was another reason Hooch didn't use his sparking ability too much. It was a reason so
secret that Hooch didn't rightly know it himself. Thing was, fire scared him. Scared him deep. The
way some folks is scared of water, and so they go to sea; and some folks is scared of death, and
so they take up gravedigging; and some folks is scared of God, and so they set to preaching. Well
Hooch feared the fire like he feared no other thing, and so he was always drawn to it, with that
sick feeling in his stomach; but when it was time for him to lay a fire himself, why, he'd back
off, he'd delay, he'd think of reasons why he shouldn't do it at all. Hooch had a knack, but he
was powerful reluctant to make much use of it.
But he would have done it. He would have blown up that powder and himself and his poleboys, and
all his likker, before he'd let a Red take it by murder. Hooch might have his bad fear of fire,
but he'd overcome it right quick if he got mad enough.
Good thing, then, that the Reds loved likker so much they didn't want to risk spilling a drop.
No canoe came too close, no arrow whizzed in to thud and twang against a keg, and Hooch and his
kegs and casks and firkins and barrels all slipped along the top of the water peaceful as you
please, clear to Carthage City, which was Governor Harrison's high-falutin name for a stockade
with a hundred soldiers right smack where the Little My-Ammy River met the Hio. But Bill Harrison
was the kind of man who gave the name first, then worked hard to make the place live up to the
name. And sure enough, there was about fifty chimney fires outside the stockade this time, which
meant Carthage City was almost up to being a village.
He could hear them yelling before he hove into view of the wharf-- there must be Reds who spent
half their life just setting on the riverbank waiting for the likker boat to come in. And Hooch
knew they were specially eager this time, seeing as how some money changed hands back in Fort
Dekane, so the other likker dealers got held up this way and that until old Carthage City must be
dry as the inside of a bull's tit. Now here comes Hooch with his flatboat loaded up heavier than
they ever saw, and he'd get a price this time, that's for sure.
Bill Harrison might be vain as a partridge, taking on airs and calling himself governor when
nobody elected him and nobody appointed him but his own self, but he knew his business. He had
those boys of his in smart-looking uniforms, lined up at the wharf just as neat as you please,
their muskets loaded and ready to shoot down the first Red who so much as took a step toward the
shore. It was no formality, neither-- them Reds looked mighty eager, Hooch could see. Not jumping
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