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PHILIP K. DICK

WE CAN BUILD YOU

1972

To Robert and Ginny Heinlein,

whose kindness to us meant more

than ordinary words can answer.

Our sales technique was perfected in the early 1970s. First we put an ad in a local newspaper, in

the classified.

Spinet piano, also electronic organ, repossessed,

in perfect condition, SACRIFICE. Cash or good

credit risk wanted in this area, to take over

payments rather than transport back to Oregon.

Contact Frauenzimmer Piano Company, Mr.

Rock, Credit Manager, Ontario, Ore.

For years we've run this ad in newspapers in one town after another, all up and down the western

states and as far inland as Colorado. The whole approach developed on a scientific, systematic

basis; we use maps, and sweep along so that no town goes untouched. We own four turbine-

powered trucks, out on the road constantly, one man to a truck.

Anyhow, we place the ad, say in the San Rafael Independent-Journal, and soon letters start

arriving at our office in Ontario, Oregon, where my partner Maury Rock takes care of all that. He

sorts the letters and compiles lists, and then when he has enough contacts in a particular area, say

around San Rafael, he night-wires the truck. Suppose it's Fred down there in Mann County. When

Fred gets the wire he brings out his own map and lists the calls in proper sequence. And then he

finds a pay phone and telephones the first prospect.

Meanwhile, Maury has airmailed an answer to each person who's written in response to the ad.

Dear Mr. So-and-so:

We were gratified to receive your response to our notice in the San Rafael Independent-

Journal. The man who is handling this matter has been away from the office for a few days

now, so we've decided to forward to him your name and address with the request that he

contact you and provide you with all the details.

The letter drones on, but for several years now it has done a good job for the company.

However, of late, sales of the electronic organs have fallen off. For instance, in the Vallejo area we

sold forty spinets not so long ago, and not one single organ.

Now, this enormous balance in favor of the spinet over the electronic organ, in terms of sales, led

to an exchange between I and my partner, Maury Rock; it was heated, too.

I got to Ontario, Oregon, late, having been down south around Santa Monica discussing matters

with certain do-gooders there who had invited law-enforcement officials in to scan our enterprise and

method of operating . . . a gratuitous action which led to nothing, of course, since we're operating

strictly legally.

Ontario isn't my hometown, or anybody else's. I hail from Wichita Falls, Kansas, and when I was

high school age I moved to Denver and then to Boise, Idaho. In some respects Ontario is a suburb

of Boise; it's near the Idaho border-- you go across a long metal bridge--and it's a flat land, there,

where they farm. The forests of eastern Oregon don't begin that far inland. The biggest industry is the

Ore-Ida potato patty factory, especially its electronics division, and then there're a whole lot of

Japanese farmers who were shuffled back that way during World War Two and who grow onions or

something. The air is dry, real estate is cheap, people do their big shopping in Boise; the latter is a

big town which I don't like because you can't get decent Chinese food there. It's near the old Oregon

Trail, and the railroad goes through it on its way to Cheyenne.

Our office is located in a brick building in downtown Ontario across from a hardware store.

We've got root iris growing around our building. The colors of the iris look good when you come

driving up the desert routes from California and Nevada.

So anyhow I parked my dusty Chevrolet Magic Fire turbine convertible and crossed the sidewalk

to our building and our sign:

MASA ASSOCIATES

MASA stands for MULTIPLEX ACOUSTICAL SYSTEM OF AMERICA, a made-up

electronics-type name which we developed due to our electronic organ factory, which, due to my

family ties, I'm deeply involved with. It was Maury who came up with Frauenzimmer Piano

Company, since as a name it fitted our trucking operation better. Frauenzimmer is Maury's original

old-country name, Rock being made-up, too. My real name is as I give it: Louis Rosen, which is

German for roses. One day I asked Maury what Frauenzimmer meant, and he said it means

womankind. I asked where he specifically got the name Rock.

"I closed my eyes and touched a volume of the encyclopedia, and it said ROCK TO SUBUD."

"You made a mistake," I told him. "You should have called yourself Maury Subud."

The downstairs door of our building dates back to 1965 and ought to be replaced, but we just

don't have the funds. I pushed the door open, it's massive and heavy but swings nicely, and walked

to the elevator, one of those old automatic affairs. A minute later I was upstairs stepping out in our

offices. The fellows were talking and drinking loudly.

"Time has passed us by," Maury said at once to me. "Our electronic organ is obsolete."

"You're wrong," I said. "The trend is actually toward the electronic organ because that's the way

America is going in its space exploration: electronic. In ten years we won't sell one spinet a day; the

spinet will be a relic of the past."

"Louis," Maury said, "please look what our competitors have done. Electronics may be marching

forward, but without us. Look at the Hammerstein Mood Organ. Look at the Waldteufel Euphoria.

And tell me why anyone would be content like you merely to bang out music."

Maury is a tall fellow, with the emotional excitability of the hyperthyroid. His hands tend to shake

and he digests his food too fast; they're giving him pills, and if those don't work he has to take

radioactive iodine someday. If he stood up straight he'd be six three. He's got, or did have once,

black hair, very long but thinning, and large eyes, and he always had a sort of disconcerted look, as if

things are going all wrong on every side.

"No good musical instrument becomes obsolete," I said. But Maury had a point. What had

undone us was the extensive brain-mapping of the mid 1960s and the depth-electrode techniques of

Penfield and Jacobson and Olds, especially their discoveries about the mid-brain. The hypothalamus

is where the emotions lie, and in developing and marketing our electronic organ we had not taken the

hypothalamus into account. The Rosen factory never got in on the transmission of selective-

frequency short range shock, which stimulates very specific cells of the mid-brain, and we certainly

failed from the start to see how easy--and important--it would be to turn the circuit switches into a

keyboard of eighty-eight black and whites.

Like most people, I've dabbled at the keys of a Hammerstein Mood Organ, and I enjoy it. But

there's nothing creative about it. True, you can hit on new configurations of brain stimulation, and

hence produce entirely new emotions in your head which would never otherwise show up there. You

might--theoretically--even hit on the combination that will put you in the state of nirvana. Both the

Hammerstein and Waldteufel corporations have a big prize for that. But that's not music. That's

escape. Who wants it?

"I want it," Maury had said back as early as December of 1978. And he had gone out and hired a

cashiered electronics engineer of the Federal Space Agency, hoping he could rig up for us a new

version of the hypothalamus-stimulation organ.

But Bob Bundy, for all his electronics genius, had no experience with organs. He had designed

simulacra circuits for the Government. Simulacra are the synthetic humans which I always thought of

as robots; they're used for Lunar exploration, sent up from time to time from the Cape.

Bundy's reasons for leaving the Cape are obscure. He drinks, but that doesn't dim his powers. He

wenches. But so do we all. Probably he was dropped because he's a bad security risk; not a

Communist--Bundy could never have doped out even the existence of political ideas--but a bad risk

in that he appears to have a touch of hebephrenia. In other words, he tends to wander off without

notice. His clothes are dirty, his hair uncombed, his chin unshaved, and he won't look you in the eye.

He grins inanely. He's what the Federal Bureau of Mental Health psychiatrists call dilapidated. If

someone asks him a question he can't figure out how to answer it; he has speech blockage. But with

his hands--he's damn fine. He can do his job, and well. So the McHeston Act doesn't apply to him.

However, in the many months Bundy had worked for us, I had seen nothing invented. Maury in

particular kept busy with him, since I'm out on the road.

"The only reason you stick up for that electric keyboard Hawaiian guitar," Maury said to me, "is

because your dad and brother make the things. That's why you can't face the truth."

I answered, "You're using an ad hominem agreement."

"Talmud scholarism," Maury retorted. Obviously, he--all of them, in fact--were well-loaded; they

had been sopping up the Ancient Age bourbon while I was out on the road driving the long hard

haul.

"You want to break up the partnership?" I said. And I was willing to, at that moment, because of

Maury's drunken slur at my father and brother and the entire Rosen Electronic Organ Factory at

Boise with its seventeen full-time employees.

"I say the news from Vallejo and environs spells the death of our principal product," Maury said.

"Even with its six-hundred-thousand possible tone combinations, some never heard by human ears.

You're a bug like the rest of your family for those outer-space voodoo noises your electronic dung

heap makes. And you have the nerve to call it a musical instrument. None of you Rosens have an

ear. I wouldn't have a Rosen electronic sixteen-hundred-dollar organ in my home if you gave it to me

at cost; I'd rather have a set of vibes."

"All right," I yelled, "you're a purist. And it isn't six-hundred-thousand; it's seven-hundred-

thousand."

"Those souped-up circuits bloop out one noise and one only," Maury said, "however much it's

modified--it's just basically a whistle."

"One can compose on it," I pointed out.

"Compose? It's more like creating remedies for diseases that don't exist, using that thing. I say

either burn down the part of your family's factory that makes those things or damn it, Louis, convert.

Convert to something new and useful that mankind can lean on during its painful ascent upward. Do

you hear?" He swayed back and forth, jabbing his long finger at me. "We're in the sky, now. To the

stars. Man's no longer hidebound. Do you hear?"

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