Look how the snowy mountains
Heaven's sun doth gently waste.
But my sun's heavenly eyes
View not your weeping
That now lies sleeping...
This was the best song the Fox had ever sung, from the Third and Last Booke of lute songs of
John Dowland who had lived at the time of Shakespeare and whose music the Fox had remastered
for the world of today.
Annoyed by the interference, he shut off the tape transport with his remote programmer. But,
mirabile dictu, the soupy string music continued, even though the Fox fell silent. So, resigned, he shut
off the entire audio system.
Even so, Fiddler on the Roof in the form of eighty-seven strings continued. The sound of it filled
his little dome, audible over the gjurk-gjurk of the air compressor. And then it came to him that he
had been hearing Fiddler on the Roof for-good God!-it was something like three days, now.
This is awful, Herb Asher realized. Here I am billions of miles out in space listening to eighty-
seven strings forever and ever. Something is wrong.
Actually a lot of things had gone wrong during the recent year. He had made a dreadful
mistake in emigrating from the Sol System. He had failed to note that return to the Sol System
became automatically illegal for ten full years. This was how the dual state that governed the Sol
System guaranteed a flow of people out and away but no flow back in return. His alternative had
been to serve in the Army, which meant certain death. SKY OR FRY was the slogan showing up on
government TV commercials. You either emigrated or they burned your ass in some fruitless war.
The government did not even bother to justify war, now. They just sent you out, killed you and
recruited a replacement. It all came from the unification of the Communist Party and the Catholic
Church into one mega-apparatus, with two chiefs-of-state, as in ancient Sparta.
Here, at least, he was safe from being murdered by the government. He could, of course, be
murdered by one of the ratlike autochthons of the planet, but that was not very likely. The few
remaining autochthons had never assassinated any of the human domers who had appeared with their
microwave transmitters and psychotronic boosters, fake food (fake as far as Herb Asher was
concerned; it tasted dreadful) and meager creature comforts of complex nature, all items that baffled
the simple autochthons without arousing their curiosity.
I'll bet the mother ship is directly overhead, Herb Asher said to himself. It's beaming Fiddler on
the Roof down at me with its psychotronic gun. As a joke.
He got up from his bunk, walked unsteadily to his board and examined his number-three radar
screen. The mother ship, according to the screen, was nowhere around. So that wasn't it.
Damndest thing, he thought. He could see with his own eyes that his audio system had correctly
shut down, and still the sound oozed around the dome. And it didn't seem to emanate from one
particular spot; it seemed to manifest itself equally everywhere.
Seated at his board he contacted the mother ship. "Are you transmitting Fiddler on the Roof?"
he asked the ship's operator circuit.
A pause. Then, "Yes, we have a video tape of Fiddler on the Roof, with Topol, Norma Crane,
Molly Picon, Paul-"
"No," he broke in. "What are you getting from Fomalhaut right now? Anything with all strings?"
"Oh, you're Station Five. The Linda Fox man."
"Is that how I'm known?" Asher said.