"Don't call me baby! Call them baby!"
He made a miserable noise in his throat, backed a few steps toward the door, and beat
down his better judgment to speak again: "Anne, honey, look! Think of the good things
about the job. Sure—everything has its ugly angles. But just think: we get this house rent-
free; I've got my own district with no local bosses to hound me; I make my own hours;
you'll meet lots of people that stop in at the pound. It's a fine job, honey!"
Her face was a mask again. She sipped her coffee and seemed to be listening. He
blundered hopefully on.
"And what can I do about it? I can't help my aptitudes. Placement Division checked them,
sent me to Bio-Authority. Period. Okay, so I don't have to work where they send me. I could
ignore the aptitudes and pick common labor, but that's all the law allows, and common
laborers don't have families. So I go where they need my aptitudes."
"You've got aptitudes for killing kids?" she asked sweetly. He groaned, clenched his eyes
closed, shook his head fiercely as if to clear it of a sudden ache. His voice went desperately
patient. "They assigned me to the job because I like babies. And because I have a degree in
biology and an aptitude for dealing with people. Understand? Destroying unclaimed units is
the smallest part of it. Honey, before the evolvotron, before any-body ever heard of
Anthropos Incorporated, people used to elect animal catchers. Dogcatchers, they called
them. Didn't have mutant dogs, of course. But just think of it that way—I'm a dog-catcher."
Ice-green eyes turned slowly to meet his gaze. Her face was delicately cut from cold
marble. One corner of her mouth twitched contempt at him. Her head turned casually away
again to stare out the window toward the kennels again.
He backed to the door, plucked nervously at a splinter on the woodwork, watched her
hopefully for a moment.
"Well, gotta go. Work to do."
She looked at him again as if he were a specimen. "Do you need to be kissed?"
He ripped the splinter loose, gulped, "See you tonight," and stumbled toward the front of
the house. The honeymoon in-deed was done for District Inspector Norris of the Federal Bi-
ological Authority.
Anne heard his footsteps on the porch, heard the sudden grumble of the kennel-truck's
turbines, choked on a sob and darted for the door, but the truck had backed into the street,
lurched suddenly away with angry acceleration toward the high-way that lay to the east. She
stood blinking into the red morning sunlight, shoulders slumped. Things were wrong with
the world, she decided.
A bell rang somewhere, rang again. She started slightly, shook herself, went to answer
the telephone. A carefully enunciated voice that sounded chubby and professional called for
Inspector Norris. She told it disconsolately that he was gone.
"Gone? Oh, you mean to work. Heh heh. Can this be the new Mrs. Norris?" The voice
was too hearty and greasy, she thought, muttered affirmatively.
"Ah, yes. Norris spoke of you, my dear. This is Doctor Georges. I have a very urgent