
News Desk. In the way of journalists, they had already given it an acronym, as noun, verb and
adjective--ITX.
"Poodle-in-the-microwave job," Eddie said dismissively. "Urban myth. People talk the most incredible
crap when they're under stress."
He waited a few seconds for the reply. The borrowed isenj communications relay was half a million miles
from Earth, and that meant the last leg in the link was at light speed, the best human technology could
manage. The problem with the delay was that it gave Eddie more time to stoke his irritation.
"That never stopped you filing a story before."
How the hell would he know? This man--this boy, for that was all he appeared to be--had probably
been born fifty years after Thetis had first left Earth. Eddie enjoyed mounting the occasional high horse.
He saddled up.
"BBChan used to be the responsible face of netbroadcast," he said. "You know--stand up a story
properly before you run it? But maybe that's out of fashion these days."
One, two, three, four, five. The boy-editor persisted with the blind focus of a missile. "Look, you're
sitting on a completely fucking shit-hot twenty-four carat story. Biotech, lost tribes, mutiny, murder,
aliens. Is there anything I've left out?"
"There wasn't a mutiny and Shan Frankland didn't murder anyone." She's just a good copper, Eddie
wanted to say, but it was hardly the time. "And the biotech is pure speculation." My speculation. Me
and my big mouth. "We don't know what it is. We don't know if it makes you invulnerable. But you got
the aliens about right. That's something."
"The Thetis crew was saying that Frankland's carrying this biotech and that she's pretty well invulnerable
to injury and disease, and--"
Eddie maintained his dismissive expression with some difficulty, a child again, cowering at the sound of a
grown-ups' row: it's all my fault. He always worried that it was. "Oh God, don't give me the undead
routine, will you? I don't do infotainment."
"And I don't do the word ‘no.' Stand up that story."
The kid was actually trying to get tough with him. It wasn't easy having a row with someone when you
had time to count to five each time. But Eddie was more afraid of the consequences of this rumor than
the wrath of a stranger, even one who employed him.
"Son, listen to me," he said. "You're twenty-five years away as the very, very fast crow flies, so I don't
think you're in any position to tell me to do sod all." He leaned forward, arms folded on the console, and
hoped the cam was picking up a shot that gave him the appearance of looming over the kid. "I'm the only
journalist in 150 trillion miles of nothing. Anything I file is exclusive. And I decide what I file. Now run
along and finish your homework."
Eddie flicked the link closed without waiting for a response and reassured himself that there really was
nothing that 'Desk could do to him any more. He was here. Actaeon had no embeds embarked.
BBChan could sack him, and every network on Earth would be offering him alternative employment. It
wasn't bravado. It was career development.
Ironically, the stories he had filed months ago were still on their way home at plain old light speed: the
stories he would file now, would ITX, would beat them by years. He was scooping himself and it felt