
jewel, it was beautiful. Even incomplete, it was the scariest thing I'd ever seen. Worse, it didn't seem to
be anywhere in Atropos's suite. I shouldn't have been surprised. My great-to-the-nth-degree-aunt is a
consummate weaver of intrigue. I dropped the drawer. Where should I look next? As if in answer to my
question, a hound bayed in the distance, the unmistakable belling of a hunter on a fresh trail. I didn't have
much time.
"Melchior, Mtp://mweb.DecLocus.prime.minus3051/ umn.edu, comstockhall301," I said. It was my
current home site on the mweb. "Execute."
"I hear and obey, Ravirn," replied Melchior.
The webgoblin hurried to an open space on the floor and scratched a hexagram into the wood before
spitting out a netspider. The tiny magical creature scuttled to the diagram, where it set an anchor line and
vanished. A few seconds later it returned and Melchior grabbed it and returned it to his mouth.
"Mm-mm. Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like chicken."
"Can the editorials, Mel," I called, sliding out from under the bed. I'd sliced open the liner and dug
around in the springs. The smell of dust filled my sinuses. "We're in a hurry, and I know they taste
terrible. That's one of the reasons I built you in the first place. I just want to know if my dorm room is
clear."
The webgoblin stuck his spider-occupied tongue out at me. I snapped my fingers in exasperation, calling
a wisp-light into being, and sent it to dance a few inches in front of Melchior's eyes. He hopped back and
growled a little. When the wisp showed no signs of departing, he sighed and swallowed the spider.
I dispelled the wisp. There was no sense in aggravating him, or drawing more attention than I already
had. Although, on looking around at the wreck we'd made of my great-aunt's bedroom, I had to wonder
if I could draw more attention. If she ever found out who'd done this, I was a dead man. Still, I found
myself delaying our departure. The back trail I'd left should keep the dogs off a little while longer. If only
I could find the damned spell. I searched the room one last time with my eyes.
"Processing," said the goblin, his voice mechanical.Then, after a few seconds, "Reporting. Your room in
Comstock at the U of M in the prime-minus-3051 Decision Locus is vacant."
"Thanks, Mel," I said. "That wasn't so bad, was it?"
"Ick, ack, ptooie," coughed Melchior, his voice returning to its normal whiny growl. He rubbed his
tongue as if trying to clean off the remnants of the webspider. "When Lachesis wrote the code for those
things, why did she make them so bitter?"
"I'm tempted to say it's just another manifestation of my greatest grandmother's sparkling temperament.
But that's not actually the case. Uncle Valarian asked her once while I was around. She said it's to
remind us that the spiders are serious and potentially dangerous magical constructs, not toys."
"Hmmph.Why don't you fix them?"
"There are several reasons." I ticked them off on my fingers. "First, I'm not the one who has to eat them.
Second, their programming is much more involved and nasty than it's worth. Third, they're virtuallybug
free, if you'll pardon the pun. Fourth, and finally, it would seriously irritate Lachesis, and that stupid I'm
not."
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