fun. Among the vacation visitors to the planet were friendly and needy ladies who looked me
over, weren't too repelled by what they saw, and went riding with me in my little old submarine.
Some of them also wanted to hire the boat for sport-diving jaunts with their friends. This was a
scary idea, dangerously akin to earning a living, but at last I agreed. If I wasn't going to snuff
myself, I figured I might as well party.
It wasn't long before the other charter-sub skippers of Manukura, jealous sonsabitches all,
threatened to blow the whistle on my rump operation and/or run me off the Big Beach. I cut them
off at the knees by getting a commercial license, a laughably simple matter on a wildcat planet,
and painting Pernio a vivid buttercup-yellow. The new hue, plus a thirdhand stereo system
stocked with appropriate pop classics by the Beatles, Jimmy Buffet, and the Junkanoo Joke-sters,
drove the female vacationers into raptures of nostalgia and ensured full bookings for the season.
My accelerating slide uphill toward respectability made me uneasy in more ways than one.
Kedge-Lockaby was a long way from Earth, but there was always a chance that one of the
visitors would recognize me. Nevertheless I would probably have stayed in Manukura
indefinitely, anonymous and unnoticed, if it hadn't been for Superintendent Jake Silver, the head
of Kedge-Lockaby's tiny Public Security Force. He found out who I really was when I filed an
iris-print at his office along with my application for permanent-resident status.
Jake was an aging, potbellied, pragmatic sort of cop with an air of melancholic disillusion,
doing the best he could with minimal resources on a backwater planet far from the center of the
Commonwealth. He kept my secret, only now and again picking what was left of my brains when
some matter involving Concern sharp practice crossed his desk. I gave him my grudging
cooperation for as long as I lived on the Big Beach because I suspected that he was another man
who'd been shafted somewhere along the line and tossed into the discard. All the same, it was a
relief when I finally earned enough credit to be able to move to Eyebrow Cay in the Out Islands,
far away from Jake's well-meaning attempts to make a new man of me and restore my
citizenship.
Who needed it? I'd spent nearly a third of my life trying to stem the tide of commercialized
corruption in the Human Commonwealth of Worlds and accomplished next to nothing. Every
year the elected government got more feeble and the Hundred Concerns got stronger, tightening
their grip on the galactic economy. Within another decade Big Business would control every
aspect of human civilization, eliminating the last remnants of political opposition as efficiently as
it had eliminated me.
Fuck 'em all. Throwaway status suited me just fine.
On Eyebrow Cay, a couple of thousand kilometers west of the Big Beach, I hired Pernio out to
the more venturesome sport divers and completed my rehabilitation. The skippers of the local
mosquito fleet and the other island denizens were a laid-back lot, and I forged genuine
friendships for the first time.
I lived on the sub until I could afford to buy cheapo domiciliary modules, then built myself a
neat little house with a really handsome bathroom and kitchen. Its front porch had a beautiful
view of the water and invisible screening to keep the jellybugs and stinkmoths at bay. I wove
mats for the floors and painted sincere, klutzy seascapes for the walls. Piece by piece I assembled
chef-quality cooking equipment, learned how to use it, and achieved a state of domestic
competence that would have astounded my long-suffering ex-wife, Joanna.
At night, when the stars of the Perseus Spur winked and twinkled amid the comets, I would sit
on the porch in my handmade wicker chair sipping my allocated single highball of the day, now
made with genuine bootleg terrestrial corn squeezings, and look for the bright, nearby star that
shone on Tyrins, Eve's planet. Sometimes I'd make a stab at finding as many of the other sixty-