
Prologue 6
‘It’s a boat,’ I said back. I was sulking, what with my world being altered
forever and that kind of thing. ‘Clues are clues and that’s a boat.’
‘It’s a trick,’ said Fitz. ‘A damn dirty Sabbath trick.’
The Doctor squinted at it. ‘How did it get here?’
We’d been looking at the boat for some time. Staring at it, walking war-
ily around it, swearing at it (me, I’m afraid). Meanwhile, the TARDIS just
hummed away, as if it had placed the thing here itself to taunt us. This
intruder.
I suppose I’d better come clean. The boat was, of course, a model boat. A
small one, about fifty centimetres long and twenty wide. A slim, powerful,
streamlined thing (because as you’re undoubtedly aware I know soo much
about boats) that looked very fast. If it had been real. And big.
As for my question, the Doctor responded with a statement so preposterous
that he was obviously ducking it. He snapped his fingers and nodded his
curls.
What he said was, ‘It’s a souvenir. That’s what it is.’
‘Let’s get rid of it,’ suggested Fitz, looking wary. ‘It’s clearly a trick. And a
trap.’
‘And more,’ the Doctor agreed. ‘But it’s our only clue.’
‘How did it get here?’ I asked again, refusing to be ignored. I mean, it
was my life he’d plucked me out of. I felt, what with the Earth being altered,
the time-lines going doolally, with the still unbelievable (and patently daft)
idea that now England was ruled by a different monarch than the one I
remembered, I felt like someone had vandalised my home and I would never,
no matter how much I redecorated and did it up, never feel safe in it again.
The Doctor was rubbing his chin, peering at the boat on the console. ‘Oh I
think it’s quite safe. . . ’
‘Doctor!’ I yelled. Yes, perhaps I was starting to lose it a little. I don’t
remember exactly how I was feeling. Just a vague, cold numbing sense of
panic as the foundations that underpinned my life were slowly and delicately
removed. ‘How the hell did it get here?’
He rubbed his nose and looked at me as if he’d only just realised I was
going mad. ‘Well, obviously Sabbath left it here. It’s a trick. And a trap.’
‘That’s what Isaid. . . ’ said Fitz. ‘How? How can he get into the TARDIS?’
‘I don’t really know. Sabbath, if that is his real name, is a man of many
parts. To be honest, I don’t know how many parts. Extraordinary fellow.’