"Aye, aye, ma'am!" The clang of hullmetal rang out as the hatch slammed closed.
Shrugging, the oversized seaman triggered his broom and began clearing snow—
precisely in time for Brim and his traveling case to meet him at the end of the
gangway. The man piled considerable snow over Brim's booted feet before he
recognized something was amiss. He looked up with a startled expression.
Brim smiled. On this first contact with his first ship, he was determined nothing
would—or could—go wrong. "Morning, Barbousse," he said with all the equanimity
he could muster.
In sudden confusion, Barbousse dropped the whining broom as his hand jerked to
spasmodically salute. The device promptly spat clouds of snow over Brim's face and
cape, then rolled backward toward the tumbling water of the basin, burbling evil
satisfaction. By reflex, each bent at the same time to check its travel—and nearly
knocked the other from his feet. At the last possible millitick, Brim grabbed the
throbbing machine from the edge of sure destruction and switched it off, letting it spit
snow and particles of rock into the water. He handed it carefully to the seaman while
he brushed debris from the front of his cloak and desperately bit his lip to contain his
amusement.
"Oh... ah, sorry, sir," Barbousse stumbled mournfully.
Brim forced himself under control. 'Think nothing of it, Barbousse," he said with
his last shred of dignity. He spat gritty stone crumbs into the water, then stepped left
toward the gangway. At that very moment, Barbousse attempted to remove himself
from the path by stepping right. In midstep, Brim deftly switched to his right—as
Barbousse dived left. Once more, Brim jogged right, blocked again by the wretched
Barbousse, who now wore a frantic look in his eyes.
"FREEZE, Mister!" Brim commanded, stopping himself short in the trampled
snow. "And don't drop the broom!" Barbousse froze in apparent rigor mortis, began to
topple toward the water, caught himself again, and came to an uneasy rest. Calmly as
possible, Brim walked past and onto the gangway, only to stop once more in his
tracks. Carefully, he turned to check on Barbousse—he was still standing before the
gangway, broom in hand at parade rest. "Carry on," he ordered smartly, then hurried
up the steep incline toward the ship.
Stepping over a high sill, he drew the hatch closed and breathed deeply of starship
odors: the too-fresh redolence of ozone and rank stench of electronics mixed with
odors of hot metal and scorched sealants. Food. Bodies. And on every starship in the
Fleet, an unmistakable scent of polish. He chuckled as he made his way along the
short companionway—everything military smelled of polish. Before him, a petty
officer glared at her hovering display. Her desk plate read, "Kristoba Maldive,
Quartermaster."
"All right, Barbousse," Maldive growled without looking up. "What now?"
"Well," Brim said, "you might start by signing me in...."
Maldive wrinkled a large, thin nose and continued to stare into the display. "Sign
you what?" she demanded, fingers flying on a nearby control panel. Hues and patterns
in the globe shifted subtly (Brim politely avoided reading any of them). "What in
Universe do you mean by th—?" she continued, then stopped in midword when her
narrow-set eyes strayed as far as Brim's cloak—and the sublieutenant's insignia on the
left shoulder. "Oh, Universe," she grimaced quietly. "Sorry, sir, I never expected
anyone out so early." She stared down at the desk. "We don't often get a chance to
sleep so long. And the skimmers—"
"It's all right," Brim interrupted. "I walked."
Maldive looked up again. "Yes, sir," she said with an embarrassed smile. "I see you