plated galley drew up alongside a stone pier that projected into the harbor not awfully far away. Then,
all of a sudden, the noise stopped.
“What in Christ’s name—” he began, but the rest of his utterance was drowned out by a sound that—
compared to hundreds of cannons firing at once—made up in shrillness what it lacked in volume.
Listening to it in amazement, he began to detect certain resemblances between it and musick. Rhythm
was there, albeit of an overly complicated and rambunctious nature, and melody, too, though it was not
cast in any civilized mode, but had the wild keening intonations of Irish tunes—and then some.
Harmony, sweetness of tone, and other qualities normally associated with musick, were absent. For
these Turks or Moors or whatever they were had no interest in flutes, viols, theorbos, nor anything else
that made a pleasing sound. Their orchestra consisted of drums, cymbals, and a hideous swarm of giant
war-oboes hammered out of brass and fitted with screeching, buzzing reeds, the result sounding like
nothing so much as an armed assault on a belfry infested with starlings.
“I owe an ’umble apology to every Scotsman I’ve ever met,” he shouted, “for it isn’t true, after all, that
their music is the most despicable in the world.” His companion cocked an ear in his direction but heard
little, and understood less.
Now, essentially all of the city was protected within that wall, which shamed any in Christendom. But
on this side of it there were various breakwaters, piers, gun-emplacements, and traces of mucky beach,
and everything that was capable of bearing a man’s weight, or a horse’s, was doing so—covered by
ranks of men in divers magnificent and outlandish uniforms. In other words, all the makings of a parade
were laid out here. And indeed, after a lot of bellowing back and forth and playing of hellish musicks
and firing of yet more guns, various important Turks (he was growingly certain that these were Turks)
began to ride or march through a large gate let into the mighty Wall, disappearing into the city. First
went an impossibly magnificent and fearsome warrior on a black charger, flanked by a couple of
kettledrum-pounding “musicians.” The beat of their drums filled him with an unaccountable craving to
reach out and grope for an oar.
“That, Jack, is the Agha of the Janissaries,” said the circumcised one.
This handle of “Jack” struck him as familiar and, in any case, serviceable. So Jack he was.
Behind the kettledrums rode a graybeard, almost as magnificent to look at as the Agha of the Janissaries,
but not so heavily be-weaponed. “The First Secretary,” said Jack’s companion. Next, following on foot,
a couple of dozen more or less resplendent officers (“the aghabashis”) and then a whole crowd of
fellows with magnificent turbans adorned with first-rate ostrich plumes—“the bolukbashis,” it was
explained.
Now it had become plain enough that this fellow standing next to Jack was the sort who never tired of
showing off his great knowledge, and of trying to edify lowlives such as Jack. Jack was about to say that
he neither wanted nor needed edification, but something stopped him. It might’ve been the vague,
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