
that Stover should leave the plane. He did so, and he suddenly found himself surrounded by sharp steel
spearheads.
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Smiling, he gestured that he came in peace. If the commander understood Indian sign language, she did not
indicate so. He was marched to the road and then down it towards the castle. The chariots, with the rest of
the soldiers, followed them, and behind them came the crowd of civilians. The bodyguard and he walked a
mile before coming to the castle. Here a large crowd of people, animals, and birds, waited to see the giant
who had flown in a huge bird from somewhere. It was kept from pressing close to him by soldiers, males
who also wore skirts.
Hank went across a drawbridge over a fifty-foot-wide moat, passed through the outer walls, across a
courtyard with marble paving, and up twelve marble steps forty feet or so wide. These were flanked by
ramps for the animals. He had no chance to examine the rubies, large as his head, set in the walls by the
entrance.
He was seeing much but noting little in detail. He went through high-ceilinged and wide halls furnished
with statuary, paintings, and other artifacts of various kinds. The floors were marble set with colored
mosaics. At the end of a hall, he was conducted up a broad winding staircase and arrived, out of breath, at a
door on the ninth floor.
He walked stooping through the doorway into an anteroom. The next room had a steel door with a small
barred, window. He was urged through that, and the captain and two soldiers who had accompanied him
into the room left it. The door was closed, and a big steel bar clanged shut on the outside. He was in a very
large room with furniture too small for him except for the enormous canopied bed. A door led to a
bathroom. It did have running water, however, though the toilet was too -small for him to sit comfortably
on—his testicles would fall into the water—and he would have to bend far over to wash his face. The only
light he'd have at night would be lamps burning oil of some kind.
at Mr. H. G. Wells, Mr. Roy Rockwood, and Mr. Dante Alighieri had overlooked in their journeys to other
worlds was how shocked their heroes would be. To leave Earth was to suffer a physical and emotional blow
similar to that which the newborn baby felt on being ejected from the womb. However, the baby had no
idea of what had happened, whereas the adult journeying to the moon or Mars or Hell had some notion of
what he was to encounter and had willingly launched himself into the unknown. Also, Mr. Wells' characters
in The First Men in the Modn, and Mr. Rockwood's in Through Space to Mars, and Mr. Alighieri's in The
Inferno had voyaged within the relatively narrow limits of the solar system and their destinations were not
unmapped. Mr. Alighieri's hero, Dante himself, had a clear image of what Hell would be like, though the
reality must have shaken him to the center of his being. Surely, the heroes of all three fantasists must have
been numb and disoriented for a while. Lesser men might have died from the shock.
Well, maybe not. After all, they had had some sort of conditioning for their voyages, some degree of
preparation.
But to be suddenly propelled into another universe—that was something that Hank Stover had not read
about or even heard of. Well, yes, he had. Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven were other worlds in the sense that
they were in another universe. Or were they? Weren't they in the solar system also?
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And, in a sense, he had been conditioned, prepared, for this universe by his mother's stories and Mr. Baum's
books. So, he had not been completely shocked.
Also, though he was in another universe, he was still, somehow, in the solar system of Earth.
There was a big ornately carved pendulum clock in the room. Its face bore twenty-three single characters or
bi-characters. These were numerals, many of which looked like they had been derived from the Greek
alphabet, some from the Latin, and a few from what he thought was the Runic. He was not sure, but they
seemed to be like those he had seen in a book on the Gothic language.
The clock was obviously a twenty-four-hour chronometer. The day, indicated by the zero mark, started at
noon. The zero mark at the top of the face was not the zero he was accustomed to. It was a short horizontal
line with a large dot in the middle. These people, if they or their ancestors had come from Earth, would
have come before Arabic numerals had been introduced. But one of their geniuses had invented a symbol
for zero.
When the clock struck noon, Hank's wristwatch indicated 12:04:08 P.M. The moon was full, as on this date
on Earth, and, though it was pale in the daylight, its markings seemed to be like Earth' s moon. There was a
morning star, which would have been Venus on Earth. Sunset was at 6:25 by his watch, just as it was
supposed to. Also, the constellations were what he could have expected on this date as seen from the