foil you. You can't even blow your nose and keep it a secret. Someone's always
got to know, someone's always got to peek. People like Mr. Denver and Mr.
Grace even get paid for it.
But by then the bathroom door was wheezing shut behind me and I was in the
hall again. I paused, looking around. The only sound was the sleepy hive drone
that means it's Wednesday again, Wednesday morning, ten past nine, everyone
caught for another day in the splendid sticky web of Mother Education.
I went back into the bathroom and took out my Flair. I was going to write
something witty on the wall like SANDRA CROSS WEARS WHITE
UNDERPANTS, and then I caught sight of my face in the mirror. There were
bruised half-moons under my eyes, which looked wide and white and stary. The
nostrils were half-flared and ugly. The mouth was a white, twisted line.
I Wrote EAT SHIT On the wall until the pen suddenly snapped in my straining
fingers. It dropped on the floor and I kicked it.
There was a sound behind me. I didn't turn around. I closed my eyes and
breathed slowly and deeply until I had myself under control. Then I went
upstairs.
10
Chapter 4
The administration offices of Placerville High are on the third floor, along
with
the study hall, the library, and Room 300, which is the typing room. When you
push through the door from the stairs, the first thing you hear is that steady
clickety-
clack. The only time it lets up is when the bell changes the classes or when
Mrs. Green has something to say. I guess she usually doesn't say much,
because the typewriters hardly ever stop. There are thirty of them in there, a
battle-scarred platoon of gray Underwoods. They have them marked with
numbers so you know which one is yours. The sound never stops, clickety-clack,
clickety-clack, from September to June. I'll always associate that sound with
waiting in the outer office of the admin offices for Mr. Denver or Mr. Grace,
the
original dipso-duo. It got to be a lot like those jungle movies where the hero
and
his safari are pushing deep into darkest Africa, and the hero says: "Why don't
they stop those blasted drums?" And when the blasted drums stop he regards
the shadowy, rustling foliage and says: "I don't like it. It's too quiet."
I had gotten to the office late just so Mr. Denver would be ready to see me,
but the receptionist, Miss Marble, only smiled and said, "Sit down, Charlie.
Mr.
Denver will be right with you. "
So I sat down outside the slatted railing, folded my hands, and waited for Mr.
Denver to be right with me. And who should be in the other chair but one of my
father's good friends, AI Lathrop. He was giving me the old slick-eye, too, I
can
tell you. He had a briefcase on his lap and a bunch of sample textbooks beside
him. I had never seen him in a suit before. He and my father were a couple of
mighty hunters. Slayers of the fearsome sharp-toothed deer and the killer
partridge. I had been on a hunting trip once with my father and Al and a
couple of
my father's other friends. Part of Dad's never-ending campaign to Make a Man
Out of My Son.
"Hi, there!" I said, and gave him a big shiteating grin. And I could tell from
the
way he jumped that he knew all about me.
"Uh, hi, uh, Charlie. " He glanced quickly at Miss Marble, but she was going
over attendance lists with Mrs. Venson from next door. No help there. He was