And when they come, they'll come hard."
"Best way," Doubting George agreed, which flustered the young wizard all over again. George went on,
"Do you think you could find out more if you did some serious sorcerous poking around?"
"I don't know for certain, sir," Alva replied. "I could try to find out, though."
"Why don't you do that, then?" George said. "Report back to me if you find anything interesting or
important." Alva was one of those people you needed to remind of such things. Otherwise, he was liable
to forget.
He nodded now. "All right. I'll do that. Snooping is fun. It's not like General Bell has any wizards who
can stop me." He certainly owned all the arrogance a good mage should have.
"Good enough," George said. "You're dismissed, Major."
"See you later," Alva said cheerfully, and touched the brim of his gray hat as he might have back in
civilian life. Doubting George coughed. Major Alva turned red again. Little by little, George kept on
persuading him he was a soldier. In even smaller increments, the lessons took. Mumbling, "Sorry," Alva
gave him another salute. He coughed again. Alva's stare held nothing but indignation. "Now what?"
"'Sorry, sir,'" George said, as if to a four-year-old.
"'Sorry, sir,'" Alva repeated, obviously not sorry in the least. "What the hells difference does it make?"
"Magic has rituals, eh?" George said.
"I should hope so," the young wizard answered. "What's that got to do with anything, though?"
"Think of this as a ritual of the army," George said. "You don't need to salute me because you like me or
because you think I'm wonderful. You need to salute me because you're a major and I'm a lieutenant
general."
Alva sniffed. "Pretty feeble excuse for a ritual—that's all I've got to say."
"Maybe. Maybe not, too," Doubting George said. "But I'll tell you this—every army in the world has
rituals like that. Every single one of 'em. If there ever were armies without those rituals, the ones that do
have 'em squashed the others flat. What does that tell you?"
It told Alva more than George had expected it to. The mage's foxy features shut down in a mask of
concentration so intense, he might have forgotten George was there. At last, after a couple of minutes of
that ferocious thought, he said, "Well, sir, when you put it that way, you just may be right. It almost puts
you in mind of the Inward Hypothesis of Divine Choice, doesn't it?"
Doubting George gaped at him. "Not that gods-damned daft heretical notion!" he exclaimed. On the far
side of the Western Ocean, back in the mother kingdom, the land from which the Detinan colonizers left
for their newer world, a mage who called himself Inward had proposed that the gods let beasts compete
over time, those better suited to whatever they did surviving and the others failing to leave offspring
behind. Every priest in the civilized world immediately started screaming at the top of his lungs, the
most common shriek being, With an idea like that, who needs gods at all?
"It makes a lot of sense, if you ask me," Alva said. George had long known his wizard lacked
conventional piety. He hadn't known Alva followed the Inward Hypothesis. As far as he was concerned,
the wizard who'd proposed it had known what he was doing when he chose a false name. Now Alva
went on, "You said it yourself, sir. Armies that develop these rituals survive. Those that don't—don't."
He hadn't even been insubordinate this time. He'd left Doubting George nothing to do but repeat,
"Dismissed."
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