ortion uneaten. He liked his beer, all right, that was a given, but even more than that, he liked to eat. Dover sole in one of
ew York's finer restaurants was great, but if he was sitting up and watching the Mets on TV, a bag of Doritos with some
clam dip on the side would do.
The physical-fitness programs would last maybe a week, and then his work schedule would interfere, or he would simply
lose interest. In the basement a set of weights sat brooding in a corner, gathering cobwebs and rust. They seemed to reproach
him every time he went down. He tried not to look at them.
So he would suck in his gut even more than usual and announce boldly to Heidi that he had lost twelve pounds and was
down to 236. And she would nod and tell him that she was very glad, of course she could see the difference, and all the time
she would know, because she saw the empty Doritos bag (or bags) in the trash. And since Connecticut had adopted a
returnable bottle-and-can law, the empties in the pantry had become a source of guilt almost as; great as the unused weights.
She saw him when he was sleeping; even worse, she saw him when he was peeing. You couldn't suck in your gut when
you were taking a piss. He had tried and it just wasn't possible. She knew he had lost three pounds, four at most. You could
fool your wife about another woman - at least for a while - but not about your weight. A woman who bore that weight from
time to time in the night knew what you weighed. But she smiled and said Of course you look better, dear. Part of it was
maybe not so admirable it kept him quiet about her cigarettes - but he was not fooled into believing that was all of it, or even
most of it. It was a way of letting him keep his self-respect.
'Billy?'
'What?' Jerked back from sleep a second time, he glanced over at her, a little amused, a little irritated.
'Do you feel quite well?'
'I feel fine. What's this "do-you-feel-quite-well" stuff?'
'Well ... sometimes ... they say an unplanned weight loss can be a sign of something.'
'I feel great. And if you don't let me go to sleep, I'll prove it by jumping your bones again.'
'Go ahead.'
He groaned. She laughed. Soon enough they slept. And in his dream, he and Heidi were coming back from the Shop 'n
Save, only he knew it was a dream this time, he knew what was going to happen and he wanted to tell her to stop what she
was doing, that he had to concentrate all his attention on his driving because pretty soon an old Gypsy woman was going to
dart out from between two parked cars - from between a yellow Subaru and a dark green Firebird, to be exact - and this old
woman was going to have a child's five-and-dime plastic barrettes in her graying grizzled hair and she was not going to be
looking anywhere but straight ahead. He wanted to tell Heidi that this was his chance to take it all back, to change it, to make
it right.
But he couldn't speak. The pleasure woke again at the touch of her fingers, playful at first, then more serious (his penis
stiffened as he slept and he turned his head slightly at the metallic clicking sound of his zipper going down notch by notch);
the pleasure mixed uneasily with a feeling of terrible inevitability. Now he saw the yellow Subaru ahead, parked behind the
green Firebird with the white racing stripe. And from between them a flash of pagan color brighter and more vital than any
paint job sprayed on in Detroit or the Toyota Village. He tried to scream Quit it, Heidi. It's her. - I'm going to kill her again i
you don't quit it! Please, God, no! Please, good Christ, no!
But the figure stepped out between the two cars. Halleck was trying to get his foot off the gas pedal and put it on the
brake, but it seemed to be stuck right where it was, held down with a dreadful, irrevocable firmness. The Krazy Glue o
inevitability, he thought wildly, trying to turn the wheel, but the wheel wouldn't turn, either. The wheel was locked and
blocked. So he tried to brace himself for the crash and then the Gypsy's head turned and it wasn't the old woman, oh no, huh-
uh, it was the Gypsy man with the rotted nose. Only now his eyes were gone. In the instant before the Olds struck him and
bore him under, Halleck saw the empty, staring sockets. The old Gypsy man's lips spread in an obscene grin - an ancient
crescent below the rotted horror of his nose.
Then: Thud/thud.
One hand flailing limply above the Olds's hood, heavily wrinkled, dressed in pagan rings of beaten metal. Three drops of
blood splattered the windshield. Halleck was vaguely aware that Heidi's hand had clenched agonizingly on his erection,
retaining the orgasm that shock had brought on, creating a sudden dreadful pleasure-
ain ... And he heard the Gypsy's
whisper from somewhere underneath him, drifting up through the carpeted floor of the expensive car, muffled but clear
enough: 'Thinner.'
He came awake with a jerk, turned toward the window, and almost screamed. The moon was a brilliant crescent above
the Adirondacks, and for a moment he thought it was the old. Gy
sy man, his head cocked slightly to the side, peering into
their window, his eyes two brilliant stars in the blackness of the sky over upstate New York, his grin lit somehow from
within, the light spilling out cold like the fight from a mason jar filled with August fireflies, cold like the swamp-fellas he
had sometimes seen as a boy in North Carolina - old, cold light, a moon in the shape of an ancient grin, one which
contemplates revenge.
Billy drew in a shaky breath, closed his eyes tight, then opened them again. The moon was just the moon again. He lay
down and was asleep three minutes later.
The new day was bright and clear, and Halleck finally gave in and agreed to climb the Labyrinth Trail with his wife.
Mohonk's grounds were laced with hiking trails, rated from easy to extremely difficult. Labyrinth was rated 'moderate,' and