Miles waited a beat for his proper salute. It was slow in coming, the corporal was still goggling down at him. It dawned on
him at last that Miles might really be an officer.
Belatedly, he saluted. "Excuse me, uh, what did you say, sir?"
Miles returned the salute blandly and repeated himself in level tones.
"Uh, Lieutenant Ahn, right. He usually hides out-that is, he's usually in his office. In the main administration building." The
corporal swung his arm around to point toward a two-story pre-fab sticking up beyond a rank of half-buried warehouses at the
edge of the tarmac, maybe a kilometer off. "You can't miss it, it's the tallest building on the base."
Also, Miles noted, well-marked by the assortment of comm equipment sticking out of the roof. Very good.
Now, should he turn his pack over to these goons and pray that it would follow him to his eventual destination, whatever it
was? Or interrupt their work and commandeer a loader for transport? He had a brief vision of himself stuck up on the prow of the
thing like a sailing ship's figurehead, being trundled toward his meeting with destiny along with half a ton of Underwear, Thermal,
Long, 2 doz per unit crate, Style #6774932. He decided to shoulder his dufHe and walk.
"Thank you, Corporal." He marched off in the indicated direction, too-conscious of his limp and the leg-braces concealed
beneath his trouser legs taking up their share of the extra weight. The distance turned out to be farther than it looked, but he was
careful not to pause or falter till he'd turned out of sight beyond the first warehouse-unit.
The base seemed nearly deserted. Of course. The bulk of its population was the infantry trainees who came and went in two
batches per winter. Only the permanent crew was here now, and Miles bet most of them took their long leaves during this brief
summer breathing space. Miles wheezed to a halt inside the Admin building without having passed another man.
The Directory and Map Display, according to a hand-lettered sign taped across its vid plate, was down. Miles wandered up the
first and only hallway to his right, searching for an occupied office, any occupied office. Most doors were closed, but not locked,
lights out. An office labeled Gen. Accounting held a man in black fatigues with red lieutenant's tabs on the collar, totally absorbed
in his holovid which was displaying long columns of data. He was swearing under his breath.
"Meteorology Office. Where?" Miles called in the door. "Two." The lieutenant pointed upward without turning around,
crouched more tightly, and resumed swearing. Miles tiptoed away without disturbing him further.
He found it at last on the second floor, a closed door labeled in faded letters. He paused outside, set down his duffle, and
folded his parka atop it. He checked himself over. Fourteen hours travel had rumpled his initial crispness. Still, he'd managed to
keep his green undress uniform and half-boots free of foodstains, mud, and other unbecoming accretions. He flattened his cap and
positioned it precisely in his belt. He'd crossed half a planet, half a lifetime, to achieve this moment. Three years training to a fever
pitch of readiness lay behind him. Yet the Academy years had always had a faint air of pretense, We-are-only-practicing; now, at
last, he was face to face with the real thing, his first real commanding officer. First impressions could be vital, especially in his
case. He took a breath and knocked.
A gravelly muffled voice came through the door, words unrecognizable. Invitation? Miles opened it and strode in.
He had a glimpse of computer interfaces and vid displays gleaming and glowing along one wall. He rocked back at the heat
that hit his face. The air within was blood-temperature. Except for the vid displays, the room was dim. At a movement to his left,
Miles turned and saluted. "Ensign Miles Vorkosigan, reporting for duty as ordered, sir," he snapped out, looked up, and saw no
one.
The movement had come from lower down. An unshaven man of about forty dressed only in his skivvies sat on the floor, his
back against the comconsole desk. He smiled up at Miles, raised a bottle half-full of amber liquid, mumbled, "Salu', boy. Love
ya," and fell slowly over.
Miles gazed down on him for a long, long, thoughtful moment. The man began to snore.
After turning down the heat, shedding his tunic, and tossing a blanket over Lieutenant Ahn (for such he was), Miles took a
contemplative half-hour and thoroughly examined his new domain. There was no doubt, he was going to require instruction in the
office's operations. Besides the satellite real-time images, automated data seemed to be coming in from a dozen micro-climate
survey rigs spotted around the island. If procedural manuals had ever existed, they weren't around now, not even on the
computers. After an honorable hesitation, bemusedly studying the snoring, twitching form on the floor, Miles also took the
opportunity to go through Ahn's desk and comconsole files.
Discovery of a few pertinent facts helped put the human spectacle before Miles into a more understandable perspective.
Lieutenant Ahn, it seemed, was a twenty-year man within weeks of retirement. It had been a very, very long time since his last
promotion. It had been an even longer time since his last transfer; he'd been Kyril Island's only weather officer for the last fifteen
years.
This poor sod has been stuck on this iceberg since I was six years old, Miles calculated, and shuddered inwardly. Hard to tell,
at this late date, if Ahn's drinking problem were cause or effect. Well, if he sobered up enough within the next day to show Miles
how to go on, well and good. If he didn't, Miles could think of half a dozen ways, ranging from the cruel to the unusual, to bring
him around whether he wanted to be conscious or not. If Ahn could just be made to disgorge a technical orientation, he could
return to his coma till they came to roll him onto outgoing transport, for all Miles cared.
Ahn's fate decided, Miles donned his tunic, stowed his gear behind the desk, and went exploring. Somewhere in the chain of
command there must be a conscious, sober and sane human being who was actually doing his job, or the place couldn't even
function on this level. Or maybe it was run by corporals, who knew? In that case, Miles supposed, his next task must be to find
and take control of the most effective corporal available.
In the downstairs foyer a human form approached Miles, silhouetted at first against the light from the front doors. Jogging in
precise double time, the shape resolved into a tall, hard-bodied man in sweat pants, T-shirt, and running shoes. He had clearly just
come in off some condition-maintaining five-kilometer run, with maybe a few hundred push-ups thrown in for dessert. Iron-grey
hair, iron-hard eyes; he might have been a particularly dyspeptic drill sergeant. He stopped short to stare down at Miles,
startlement compressing to a thin-lipped frown.
Miles stood with his legs slightly apart, threw back his head, and stared up with equal force. The man seemed totally oblivious
to Miles's collar tabs. Exasperated, Miles snapped, "Are all the keepers on vacation, or is anybody actually running this bloody
zoo?"