
with the Red Baron. That all came later.)
Georges Mordreaux, through some bad timing on his part and the jealousy of the husband of a wife,
found himself in the middle of this silly conflict, yes sir.
What should have been his last thought, as the German soldier came up out of the rain-soaked trench,
bayonet in hand, was That's a muddy bayonet, as though it could possibly make any difference whether
he was killed with a clean bayonet or a dirty one. (Georges was a perfectionist of sorts; even when it was
in style, some years in his future, he refused to drink his milk out of a dirty glass.)
Georges came to some hours later—so the overhead sun, peeking cautiously through gray clouds,
informed him. He was being dragged away from the front. All around he saw the rest of the French army,
retreating methodically and with great haste. Georges's corporal, Henri, who was nineteen and who,
Georges later heard, became a hero taking a hill that nobody gave a damn about anyway, saw that
Georges's eyes were open, and motioned to the soldier holding Georges's right arm to drag him the rest
of the way to his feet. Georges stumbled a few steps over the ragged, shell-torn ground, before gaining
his balance.
Georges could not think clearly; there was a vast pain in his neck that was only beginning to abate. The
terrain about them seemed vaguely familiar. After nearly a kilometer, the retreat slowed, then stopped;
they began digging in, grimly determined that the Germans would go no further.
Night descended like a raven. Soldiers were still stringing barbed wire on grimy, rotting wood posts and
the shattered fragments of shell-torn trees. They had to pull dead men off some of the trees before they
could use them. Georges and the remains of his company—Henri—sat in the muddy trenches, trying to
nurse a small fire raised a few inches over the mud. They were having some success, more than anyone
else, but still the flame was weak.
Georges had not spoken since awakening. When Henri spoke to him, he found himself unable to answer,
having, uh, no vocal cords to speak of. They knitted as the night wore on; the scar on his neck began to
fade. Near midnight, he whispered, in a voice like ground glass, "Henri? What happened to me?"
Henri was hunched over the small fire, trying to light a damp cigarette that was already half smoked. He
finally produced a dim glow in the tip of the cigarette, and sat back against the trench wall. "Don't know,
Georges. German stuck you…" He hesitated. "It looked like your head came off. That's just what it
looked like." He shrugged indifferently. "I shot the German. When I looked again your head was in place
and there was a bleeding gash all around your neck."
Georges touched the skin above his collar. There was a thin ridge he could barely feel. He nodded. "I
used to wonder if I could die."
"Georges?"
"This area looks familiar," whispered Georges. "I think this is where General Dumouriez stopped the
Prussians, when they were trying to help King Louis restore the monarchy. The day after the battle…"
He shook his head, and winced at the faint ghost of pain. "That was September 20. In 1792. The next
day the National Convention declared we were a Republic." Henri was staring at him, wide-eyed, across
the fire. "In January," said Georges in a voice distant with memory, "we cut King Louis' head off."
Henri turned his face away from Georges, and drew his coat about himself. He clutched his rifle tightly.
(In the morning he was gone, and that was the last time Georges saw him, because three days later, while
taking a hill that nobody gave a damn about anyway, he became a hero of the French Republic, his last
thoughts being of Georges Mordreaux. Ironically, it was a German boy with a bayonet who got him too,