
inspected the scraggly line the first day. “Camouflage means disguising
things so the enemy doesn’t know what you’re doing, or hiding them so he
can’t see you doing it. Now, am I going too fast for anyone?”
No one responded.
“Splendid,” he said. “I can see we’re going to get along just fine.”
It was ironic that Buckley was a camouflage officer, because he would
have stood out in any crowd. He was as tall as Maskelyne, and broader, and
shocks of bright ginger hair sprouted wildly from his head. His green eyes
were deepset and dominated by a single brow that rolled casually across
his forehead. This combination of flaming hair and lively green eyes against
perpetually pale skin gave him an uncanny resemblance to the Irish flag, a
fact of which he was extremely proud. But the most Irish thing about him
was his legendary temper. “I lost it once when I was a lad,” he warned the
class, “and haven’t found it yet.” And, while it was true he would on
occasion express his displeasure by hurling a telephone or a desk across
the room, he was also capable of quoting the better poets at length, or
musing late into the night about the banality of a war passed in Farnham.
Buckley understood that camouflage was a visual art, and so he helped
Beddington recruit men from applicable fields. Some future camoufleurs he
found himself and talked into accepting commissions. Others, like
Maskelyne, were routed to him by officers who couldn’t figure out where
else they rightly belonged. The end result was a curious collection. Besides
the magician Maskelyne, the group included Victor Stiebel, a well-known
couturier, painters Blair Hughes-Stanton, Edward Seago, Frederick Gore and
Julian Trevelyan, designers Steven Sykes, James Gardner and Ashley
Havindon, sculptor John Codner, Oxford don Francis Knox, at forty-two the
oldest recruit and an animal-camouflage expert, circus manager Donald
Kingsley, zoologist Hugh Cott, art expert Fred Mayor, who decorated his
room at the castle with Rouaults and Matisses from his London gallery, and
Jack Keefer, a West End set designer. Among their other classmates were a
restorer of religious art, an electrician, two stained-glass artisans, a
magazine editor, a Punch cartoonist and a Surrealist poet.
Teaching the King’s Regulations to this group of creative officers proved
to be a considerable challenge for Buckley. During the first weeks of the
course he unflinchingly returned some of the most unusual salutes in
military history. To his relief, no one suffered any serious injuries in
close-order marching drills, although there were a great many banged-up
limbs. He finally compromised on the Manual of Arms, telling his men, “If
you can pretend those sticks of wood on your shoulders are rifles, I can
pretend you know what you’re doing with them.”
The course was divided into general military instruction, theory and
application of camouflage and deception, and physical training. It quickly
became obvious to Buckley that some of his students knew more about
certain aspects of camouflage than he did, so he let them teach their own
subjects. Maskelyne, for example, had spent much of his life using light and
shadow to deceive, and thus made a fine instructor.
As naturally occurs when men are forced together for a prolonged period,
firm friendships were born at the school. Professor Frank Knox preceded
Maskelyne in the alphabet, and thus in most lines, and they spent the
waiting time getting to know each other. Their friendship was further
strengthened by Knox’s ability to play a dandy mouth organ in
accompaniment to Jasper’s efforts on the ukulele.