awkwardness if handled wrong - and about her present skipper. For with all his faults Jack
Aubrey was one of the better-known fighting captains, and although few of the men had
been shipmates with him many had friends who had been engaged in one or another of
his actions. William Harris's cousin had served with him in his first and perhaps most
spectacular battle, when, commanding a squat little fourteen-gun sloop, he boarded and
took the Spanish Cacafuego of thirty-two, and now Harris told the tale again, with even
greater relish than usual, the captain in question being visible to them all, a yellow-haired
figure, tall and clear on his quarterdeck, just abaft the wheel.
'There's my brother Barret,' said Robert Bonden, sail-maker's mate, at another gunport.
'Has been Captain Aubrey's coxswain this many a year. Thinks the world of him, though
uncommon taut, and no women allowed.'
'There's Joe Noakes, bringing the red-hot poker for the salute,' said a coal-black seaman,
having grasped the spyglass. 'He owes me two dollars and an almost new shore-going
Jersey shirt, embroidered with the letter P.'
The smoke of the frigate's last saluting gun had hardly died away before her captain's gig
splashed down and began pulling for the flagship in fine style. But half way across the
roadstead the gig met the flotilla of bumboats bringing sixpenny whores out to the
Surprise: it was a usual though not invariable practice - one that most captains liked on
the grounds that it pleased the hands and kept them from sodomy, though others forbade
it as bringing the pox and great quantities of illicit spirits aboard, which meant an endless
sick-list, fighting, and drunken crime. Jack Aubrey was one of these. In general he loved
tradition, but he thought discipline suffered too much from
wholesale whoredom on board; and although he took no
high moral stand on the matter he thoroughly disliked the
sight of the brawling promiscuity of the lower deck of a newly-anchored man-of-war with
some hundreds of men and women copulating, some in more or less screened
hammocks, some in corners or behind guns, but most quite openly asprawl. His strong
voice could now be heard, coming against the breeze, and the Irresistibles grinned.
'He's telling the bumboats to go and - themselves,' said Harris.
'Yes, but it's cruel hard for a young foremast jack as has been longing for it watch after
watch,' observed Bonden, a goatish man, quite unlike his brother.
'Never you fret your heart about the young foremast jack, Bob Bonden,' said Harris. 'He
will get what he wants as soon as he goes ashore. And at any rate he knew he was
shipping with a taut skipper.'
'The taut skipper is going to get a surprise,' said Reuben Wilks, the lady of the gunroom,
and he laughed, deeply though kindly amused.
'Along of the black parson?' said Bonden.
'The black parson will bring him up with a round turn, ha, ha,' said Wilks; and another man
said 'Well, well, we are all human,' in the same tolerant, amiable tone. 'We all have our
little misfortunes.'
'So that is Captain Aubrey,' said Mrs Goole, looking across the water. 'I had no idea he
was so big. Pray, Mr Richardson, why is he calling out? Why is he sending the boats