Pratchett, Terry - Discworld 32 - A Hat Full of Sky

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Chapter 1
Leaving
It came crackling over the hills, like an invisible fog. Movement without a body tired it, and it
drifted very slowly. It wasn 't thinking now. It had been months since it had last thought, because
the brain that was doing the thinking for it had died. They always died. So now it was naked
again, and frightened.
It could hide in one of the blobby white creatures that baa 'd nervously as it crawled over the
turf. But they had useless brains, capable of thinking only about grass and making other things
that went baa. No. They would not do. It needed, needed something better, a strong mind, a mind
with power, a mind that could keep it safe.
It searched . . .
The new boots were all wrong. They were stiff and shiny. Shiny boots! That was
disgraceful. Clean boots, that was different. There was nothing wrong with putting a
bit of a polish on boots to keep the wet out. But boots had to work for a living. They
shouldn't shine.
Tiffany Aching, standing on the rug in her bedroom, shook her head. She'd have to
scuff the things as soon as possible.
Then there was the new straw hat, with a ribbon on it. She had some doubts about
that, too.
She tried to look at herself in the mirror, which wasn't easy because the mirror was
not much bigger than her hand, and cracked and blotchy. She had to move it around to
try and see as much of herself as possible and remember how the bits fitted together.
But today . . . well, she didn't usually do this sort of thing in the house, but it was
important to look smart today, and since no one was around . . .
She put the mirror down on the rickety table by the bed, stood in the middle of the
threadbare rug, shut her eyes and said:
'See me.'
And away on the hills something, a thing with no body and no mind but a terrible hunger and a
bottomless fear, felt the power.
It would have sniffed the air, if it had a nose.
It searched.
It found.
Such a strange mind, like a lot of minds inside one another, getting smaller and smaller! So
strong! So close!
It changed direction slightly, and went a little faster. As it moved, it made a noise like a swarm
of flies. The sheep, nervous for a moment about something they couldn 't see, hear or smell, baa
'd... ... and went back to chewing grass.
Tiffany opened her eyes. There she was, a few feet away from herself. She could see the
back of her own head.
Carefully, she moved around the room, not looking down at the 'her' that was
moving, because she found that if she did that then the trick was over.
It was quite difficult, moving like that, but at last she was in front of herself and
looking herself up and down.
Brown hair to match brown eyes . . . there was nothing she could do about that. At
least her hair was clean and she'd washed her face.
She had a new dress on, which improved things a bit. It was so unusual to buy new
clothes in the Aching family that, of course, it was bought big so that she'd 'grow into
it'. But at least it was pale green, and it didn't actually touch the floor. With the shiny
new boots and the straw hat she looked . . . like a farmer's daughter, quite respectable,
going off to her first job. It'd have to do.
From here she could see the pointy hat on her head, but she had to look hard for it.
It was like a glint in the air, gone as soon as you saw it. That's why she'd been
worried about the new straw hat, but it had simply gone through it as if the new
hat wasn't there.
This was because, in a way, it wasn't. It was invisible, except in the rain. Sun and
wind went straight through, but rain and snow somehow saw it, and treated it as if it
were real.
She'd been given it by the greatest witch in the world, a real witch with a black dress
and a black hat and eyes that could go through you like turpentine goes through a sick
sheep. It had been a kind of reward. Tiffany had done magic, serious magic. Before
she had done it she hadn't known that she could; when she had been doing it she hadn't
known that she was; and after she had done it she hadn't known how she had. Now
she had to learn how.
'See me not,' she said. The vision of her ... or whatever it was, because she was not
exactly sure about this trick . . . vanished.
It had been a shock, the first time she'd done this. But she'd always found it easy to
see herself, at least in her head. All her memories were like little pictures of herself doing
things or watching things, rather than the view from the two holes in the front of her
head. There was a part of her that was always watching her.
Miss Tick - another witch, but one who was easier to talk to than the witch who'd
given Tiffany the hat - had said that a witch had to know how to 'stand apart', and that
she'd find out more when her talent grew, so Tiffany supposed the 'see me' was part of
this.
Sometimes Tiffany thought she ought to talk to
Miss Tick about 'see me'. It felt as if she was stepping out of her body, but still had a sort of
ghost body that could walk around. It all worked as long as her ghost eyes didn't look
down and see that she was just a ghost body. If that happened, some part of her
panicked and she found herself back in her solid body immediately. Tiffany had, in the
end, decided to keep this to herself. You didn't have to tell a teacher everything. Anyway,
it was a good trick for when you didn't have a mirror.
Miss Tick was a sort of witch-finder. That seemed to be how witchcraft worked. Some
witches kept a magical lookout for girls who showed promise, and found them an older
witch to help them along. They didn't teach you how to do it. They taught you how to
know what you were doing.
Witches were a bit like cats. They didn't much like one another's company, but they
did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them. And
what you might need them for was to tell you, as a friend, that you were beginning to
cackle.
Witches didn't fear much, Miss Tick had said, but what the powerful ones were afraid
of, even if they didn't talk about it, was what they called 'going to the bad'. It was too easy
to slip into careless little cruelties because you had power and other people hadn't, too
easy to think other people didn't matter much, too easy to think that ideas like
right and wrong didn't apply to you. At the end of that road was you
dribbling and cackling to yourself all alone in a gingerbread house, growing warts on
your nose.
Witches needed to know other witches were watching them.
And that, Tiffany thought, was why the hat was there. She could touch it any time,
provided she shut her eyes. It was a kind of reminder . . .
Tiffany!' her mother shouted up the stairs. 'Miss Tick's here!'
Yesterday, Tiffany had said goodbye to Granny Aching . . .
The iron wheels of the old shepherding hut were half buried in the turf, high up on
the hills. The potbellied stove, which still stood lopsided in the grass, was red with rust.
The chalk hills were taking them, just like they'd taken the bones of Granny Aching.
The rest of the hut had been burned on the day she'd been buried. No shepherd
would have dared to use it, let alone spend the night there. Granny Aching had been
too big in people's minds, too hard to replace. Night and day, in all seasons, she was the
Chalk country: its best shepherd, its wisest woman, and its memory. It was as if the
green downland had a soul that walked about in old boots and a sacking apron and
smoked a foul old pipe and dosed sheep with turpentine.
The shepherds said that Granny Aching had cussed the sky blue. They called the
fluffy little white clouds of summer 'Granny Aching's little lambs'. And although
they laughed when they
said these things, part of them was not joking.
No shepherd would have dared presume to live in that hut, no shepherd at all.
So they had cut the turf and buried Granny Aching in the Chalk, watered the turf
afterwards to leave no mark, then they burned her hut.
Sheep's wool, Jolly Sailor tobacco and turpentine . . .
. . . had been the smells of the shepherding hut, and the smell of Granny Aching.
Such things have a hold on people that goes right to the heart. Tiffany only had to smell
them now to be back there, in the warmth and silence and safety of the hut. It was
the place she had gone to when she was upset, and the place she had gone to when
she was happy. And Granny Aching would always smile and make tea and say
nothing. And nothing bad could happen in the shepherding hut. It was a fort against
the world. Even now, after Granny had gone, Tiffany still liked to go up there.
Tiffany stood there, while the wind blew over the turf and sheep bells clonked in the
distance.
'I've got. . .' She cleared her throat. I've got to go away. I ... I've got to learn proper
witching, and there's no one here now to teach me, you see. I've got to ... to look after
the hills like you did. I can . . . do things but I don't know things, and Miss Tick says what
you don't know can kill you. I want to be as good as you were. I will come back! I will
come back soon! I promise I will come back, better than I went!'
A blue butterfly, blown off course by a gust, settled
on Tiffany's shoulder, opened and shut its wings once or twice, then fluttered away.
Granny Aching had never been at home with words. She collected silence like
other people collected string. But she had a way of saying nothing that said it all.
Tiffany stayed for a while, until her tears had dried, and then went off back down
the hill, leaving the everlasting wind to curl around the wheels and whistle down the
chimney of the pot-bellied stove. Life went on.
It wasn't unusual for girls as young as Tiffany to go 'into service'. It meant working
as a maid somewhere. Traditionally, you started by helping an old lady who lived by
herself; she wouldn't be able to pay much, but since this was your first job you
probably weren't worth much, either.
In fact Tiffany practically ran Home Farm's dairy by herself, if someone helped her
lift the big milk churns, and her parents had been surprised she had wanted to go into
service at all. But as Tiffany said, it was something everyone did. You got out into the
world a little bit. You met new people. You never knew what it could lead to.
That, rather cunningly, got her mother on her side. Her mother's rich aunt had gone off
to be a scullery maid, and then a parlour maid, and had worked her way up until she
was a housekeeper and married to a butler and lived in a fine house. It wasn't her fine
house, and she only lived in a bit of it, but she was practically a lady.
Tiffany didn't intend to be a lady. This was all a ruse, anyway. And Miss Tick was in
on it.
You weren't allowed to charge money for the witching, so all witches did some other
job as well. Miss Tick was basically a witch disguised as a teacher. She travelled around
with the other wandering teachers who went in bands from place to place teaching
anything to anybody in exchange for food or old clothes.
It was a good way to get around, because people in the chalk country didn't trust
witches. They thought they danced around on moonlit nights without their drawers on.
(Tiffany had made enquiries about this, and had been slightly relieved to find
out that you didn't have to do this to be a witch. You could if you wanted to, but
only if you were certain where all the nettles, thistles and hedgehogs were.)
But if it came to it, people were a bit wary of the wandering teachers, too. They were
said to pinch chickens and steal away children (which was true, in a way) and they went
from village to village with their gaudy carts and wore long robes with leather pads on
the sleeves and strange flat hats and talked amongst themselves using heathen lingo
no one could understand, like 'Aha jacta esf and 'Quid pro quo'. It was quite easy for
Miss Tick to lurk amongst them. Her pointy hat was a stealth version, which
looked just like a black straw hat with paper flowers on it until you pressed the secret
spring.
Over the last year or so Tiffany's mother had been quite surprised, and a little
worried, at Tiffany's sudden thirst for education, which people in the village thought
was a good thing in moderation but if taken unwisely could lead to restlessness.
Then a month ago, the message had come: Be ready.
Miss Tick, in her flowery hat, had visited the farm and had explained to Mr and Mrs
Aching that an elderly lady up in the mountains had heard of Tiffany's excellent
prowess with cheese and was willing to offer her the post of maid at four dollars a
month, one day off a week, her own bed and a week's holiday at Hogswatch.
Tiffany knew her parents. Three dollars a month was a bit low, and five dollars would
be suspiciously high, but prowess with cheese was worth the extra dollar. And a bed all
to yourself was a very nice perk. Before most of Tiffany's sisters had left home, sleeping
two sisters to a bed had been normal. It was a good offer.
Her parents had been impressed and slightly scared of Miss Tick, but they had been
brought up to believe that people who knew more than you and used long words were
quite important, so they'd agreed.
Tiffany accidentally heard them discussing it after she had gone to bed that night. It's
quite easy to accidentally overhear people talking downstairs if
you hold an upturned glass to the floorboards and accidentally put your ear to it.
She heard her father say that Tiffany didn't have to go away at all.
She heard her mother say that all girls wondered what was out there in the world, so
it was best to get it out of her system. Besides, she was a very capable girl with a good
head on her shoulders. Why, with hard work there was no reason why one day she
couldn't be a servant to someone quite important, like Aunt Hetty had been, and live
in a house with an inside privy.
Her father said she'd find that scrubbing floors was the same everywhere.
Her mother said, well, in that case she'd get bored and come back home after the year
was up and, by the way, what did 'prowess' mean?
'Superior skill', thought Tiffany to herself. They did have an old dictionary in the
house, but her mother never opened it because the sight of all those words upset her.
Tiffany had read it all the way through.
And that was it, and suddenly here she was, a month later, wrapping her old boots,
which'd been worn by all her sisters before her, in a piece of clean rag and putting them
in the second-hand suitcase her mother had bought her, which looked as if it was made
of bad cardboard or pressed grape pips mixed with ear wax, and had to be held
together with string.
There were goodbyes. She cried a bit, and her mother cried a lot, and her little
brother Wentworth cried as well just in case he could get a sweet for doing so.
Tiffany's father didn't cry but gave her a silver dollar and rather gruffly told her to be
sure to write home every week, which is a man's way of crying. She said goodbye to the
cheeses in the dairy and the sheep in the paddock and even to Ratbag the cat.
Then everyone apart from the cheeses and the cat stood at the gate and waved to her
and Miss Tick -well, except for the sheep, too - until they'd gone nearly all the way
down the chalky-white lane to the village.
And then there was silence except for the sound of their boots on the flinty surface and
the endless song of the skylarks overhead. It was late August, and very hot, and the
new boots pinched.
'I should take them off, if I was you,' said Miss Tick after a while.
Tiffany sat down by the side of the lane and got her old boots out of the case. She
didn't bother to ask how Miss Tick knew about the tight new boots. Witches paid
attention. The old boots, even though she had to wear several pairs of socks with
them, were much more comfortable and really easy to walk in. They had been walking
since long before Tiffany was born, and knew how to do it.
'And are we going to see any . . . little men today?' Miss Tick went on, once they were
walking again.
'I don't know, Miss Tick,' said Tiffany. 'I told them
a month ago I was leaving. They're very busy at this time of year. But there's always one
or two of them watching me.'
Miss Tick looked around quickly. 'I can't see anything,' she said. 'Or hear anything.'
'No, that's how you can tell they're there,' said Tiffany. 'It's always a bit quieter if
they're watching me. But they won't show themselves while you're with me. They're a
bit frightened of hags - that's their word for witches,' she added quickly. 'It's
nothing personal.'
Miss Tick sighed. 'When I was a little girl I'd have loved to see the pictsies,' she said. 'I
used to put out little saucers of milk. Of course, later on I realized that wasn't quite the
thing to do.'
'No, you should have used strong licker,' said Tiffany.
She glanced at the hedge and thought she saw, just for the snap of a second, a flash of
red hair. And she smiled, a little nervously.
Tiffany had been, if only for a few days, the nearest a human being can be to a queen
of the fairies. Admittedly, she'd been called a kelda rather than a queen, and the
Nac Mac Feegle should only be called fairies to their face if you were looking
for a fight. On the other hand the Nac Mac Feegle were always looking for a fight, in
a cheerful sort of way, and when they had no one to fight they fought one another,
and if one was all by himself
he'd kick his own nose just to keep in practice.
Technically, they had lived in Fairyland, but had been thrown out, probably for
being drunk. And now, because if you'd ever been their kelda they never forgot you .
. . . . . they were always there.
There was always one somewhere on the farm, or circling on a buzzard high over the
chalk downs. And they watched her, to help and protect her, whether she wanted them
to or not. Tiffany had been as polite as possible about this. She'd hidden her diary right at
the back of a drawer and blocked up the cracks in the privy with wadded paper, and
done her best with the gaps in her bedroom floorboards, too. They were little men, after
all. She was sure they tried to remain unseen so as not to disturb her, but she'd got very
good at spotting them.
They granted wishes - not the magical fairytale three wishes, the ones that always go
wrong in the end, but ordinary, everyday ones. The Nac Mac Feegle were immensely
strong and fearless and incredibly fast, but they weren't good at understanding that
what people said often wasn't what they meant. One day, in the dairy, Tiffany had said,
1 wish I had a sharper knife to cut this cheese,' and her mother's sharpest knife was
quivering in the table beside her almost before she'd got the words out.
'I wish this rain would clear up' was probably OK, because the Feegles couldn't do
actual magic, but she had learned to be careful not to wish for anything
that might be achievable by some small, determined, strong, fearless and fast men who
were also not above giving someone a good kicking if they felt like it.
Wishes needed thought. She was never likely to say, out loud, 'I wish that I could
marry a handsome prince,' but knowing that if you did you'd probably open the door to
find a stunned prince, a tied-up priest and a Nac Mac Feegle grinning cheerfully and
ready to act as Best Man definitely made you watch what you said. But they could be
helpful, in a haphazard way, and she'd taken to leaving out for them things that the
family didn't need but might be useful to little people, like tiny mustard spoons, pins, a
soup bowl that would make a nice bath for a Feegle and, in case they didn't get the
message, some soap. They didn't steal the soap.
Her last visit to the ancient burial mound high on the chalk down where the pictsies
lived had been to attend the wedding of Rob Anybody, the Big Man of the clan, to
Jeannie of the Long Lake. She was going to be the new kelda and spend most of the rest
of her life in the mound, having babies like a queen bee.
Feegles from other clans had all turned up for the celebration, because if there's one
thing a Feegle likes more than a party, it's a bigger party, and if there's anything better
than a bigger party, it's a bigger party with someone else paying for the drink. To be
honest, Tiffany had felt a bit out of place, being ten times as tall as the next tallest person
there, but she'd
been treated very well and Rob Anybody had made a long speech about her, calling her
'our fine big wee young hag' before falling face first into the pudding. It had all been
very hot, and very loud, but she'd joined in the cheer when Jeannie had carried Rob
Anybody over a tiny broomstick that had been laid on the floor. Traditionally, both the
bride and the groom should jump over the broomstick but, equally traditionally, no self-
respecting Feegle would be sober on his wedding day.
She'd been warned that it would be a good idea to leave then, because of the
traditional fight between the bride's clan and the groom's clan, which could take until
Friday.
Tiffany had bowed to Jeannie, because that's what hags did, and had a good look at
her. She was small and sweet and very pretty. She also had a glint in her eye and a
certain proud lift to her chin. Nac Mac Feegle girls were very rare and they grew up
knowing they were going to be keldas one day, and Tiffany had a definite feeling that Rob
Anybody was going to find married life trickier than he thought.
She was going to be sorry to leave them behind, but not terribly sorry. They were
nice in a way but they could, after a while, get on your nerves. Anyway, she was
eleven now, and had a feeling that after a certain age you shouldn't slide down holes in
the ground to talk to little men.
Besides, the look that Jeannie had given her, just for a moment, had been pure
poison. Tiffany had
read its meaning without having to try. Tiffany had been the kelda of the clan, even if it
was only for a short time. She had also been engaged to be married to Rob Anybody,
even if that had only been a sort of political trick. Jeannie knew all that. And the look
had said: He is mine. This place is mine. I do not want you here! Keep out!
A pool of silence followed Tiffany and Miss Tick down the lane, since the usual things
that rustle in hedges tended to keep very quiet when the Nac Mac Feegle were around.
They reached the little village green and sat down to wait for the carrier's cart that
went just a bit faster than walking pace and would take five hours to get to the village of
Twoshirts, where - Tiffany's parents thought - they'd get the big coach that ran all the
way to the distant mountains and beyond.
Tiffany could actually see it coming up the road when she heard the hoofbeats across
the green. She turned, and her heart seemed to leap and sink at the same time.
It was Roland, the Baron's son, on a fine black horse. He leaped down before the
horse had stopped, and then stood there looking embarrassed.
'Ah, I see a very fine and interesting example of a ... a ... a big stone over there,'
said Miss Tick in a sticky-sweet voice. I'll just go and have a look at it, shall I?'
Tiffany could have pinched her for that.
'Er, you're going, then,' said Roland as Miss Tick hurried away.
'Yes,' said Tiffany.
Roland looked as though he was going to explode with nervousness.
1 got this for you,' he said. 'I had it made by a man, er, over in Yelp.' He held
out a package wrapped in soft paper.
Tiffany took it and put it carefully in her pocket.
Thank you,' she said, and dropped a small curtsy. Strictly speaking that's what you had
to do when you met a nobleman, but it just made Roland blush and stutter.
'O-open it later on,' said Roland. 'Er, I hope you'll like it.'
'Thank you,' said Tiffany sweetly.
'Here's the cart. Er . . . you don't want to miss it.'
'Thank you,' said Tiffany, and curtsied again, because of the effect it had. It was a
little bit cruel, but sometimes you had to be.
Anyway, it would be very hard to miss the cart. If you ran fast, you could easily
overtake it. It was so slow that 'stop' never came as a surprise.
There were no seats. The carrier went around the villages every other day, picking up
packages and, sometimes, people. You just found a place where you could get
comfortable among the boxes of fruit and rolls of cloth.
Tiffany sat on the back of the cart, her old boots dangling over the edge, swaying
backwards and forwards as the cart lurched away on the rough road.
Miss Tick sat beside her, her black dress soon covered in chalk dust to the knees.
Tiffany noticed that Roland didn't get back on his horse until the cart was nearly out
of sight.
And she knew Miss Tick. By now she would be just bursting to ask a question,
because witches hate not knowing things. And, sure enough, when the village was left
behind, Miss Tick said, after a lot of shifting and clearing her throat:
'Aren't you going to open it?'
'Open what?' said Tiffany, not looking at her.
'He gave you a present,' said Miss Tick.
'I thought you were examining an interesting stone, Miss Tick,' said Tiffany
accusingly.
'Well, it was only fairly interesting,' said Miss Tick, completely unembarrassed. 'So . . .
are you?'
'I'll wait until later,' said Tiffany. She didn't want a discussion about Roland at
this point or, really, at all.
She didn't actually dislike him. She'd found him in the land of the Queen of the Fairies
and had sort of rescued him, although he had been unconscious most of the time. A
sudden meeting with the Nac Mac Feegle when they're feeling edgy can do that to a
person. Of course, without anyone actually lying, everyone at home had come to
believe that he had rescued her. A nine-year-old girl armed with a frying pan couldn't
possibly have rescued a thirteen-year-old boy who'd got a sword.
Tiffany hadn't minded that. It stopped people asking too many questions she didn't
want to answer or even know how to. But he'd taken to . . . hanging around. She kept
accidentally running into him on walks more often than was really possible, and he
always seemed to be at the same village events she went to. He was always polite, but
she couldn't stand the way he kept looking like a spaniel that had been kicked.
Admittedly - and it took some admitting - he was a lot less of a twit than he had been.
On the other hand, there had been such of lot of twit to begin with.
And then she thought, Horse, and wondered why until she realized that her eyes had
been watching the landscape while her brain stared at the past. . .
'I've never seen that before,' said Miss Tick.
Tiffany welcomed it as an old friend. The Chalk rose out of the plains quite suddenly
on this side of the hills. There was a little valley cupped into the fall of the down, and
there was a carving in the curve it made. Turf had been cut away in long flowing lines
so that the bare chalk made the shape of an animal.
'It's the White Horse,' said Tiffany.
'Why do they call it that?' said Miss Tick.
Tiffany looked at her. 'Because the chalk is white?' she suggested, trying not to suggest
that Miss Tick was being a bit dense.
'No, I meant why do they call it a horse? It doesn't look like a horse. It's just. . . flowing
lines .. .'
. . . that look as if they're moving, Tiffany thought.
It had been cut out of the turf right back in the old days, people said, by the folk who'd
built the stone circles and buried their kind in big earth mounds. And they'd cut out the
Horse at one end of this little green valley, ten times bigger than a real horse and, if you
didn't look at it with your mind right, the wrong shape, too. Yet they must have known
horses, owned horses, seen them every day, and they weren't stupid people just because
they lived a long time ago.
Tiffany had once asked her father about the look of the Horse, when they'd come all
the way over here for a sheep fair, and he told her what Granny Aching had told him,
too, when he was a little boy. He passed on what she said word for word, and Tiffany
did the same now.
"Taint what a horse looks like,' said Tiffany. It's what a horse be.'
'Oh,' said Miss Tick. But because she was a teacher as well as a witch, and probably
couldn't help herself, she added, The funny thing is, of course, that officially there is
no such thing as a white horse. They're called grey.' [She had to say that, because she was a
witch and a teacher and that's a terrible combination. They want things to be right. They like things to be
correct. If you want to upset a witch you don't have to mess around with charms and spells, you just have
to put her in a room with a picture that's hung slightly crooked and watch her squirm.]
'Yes, I know,' said Tiffany. This one's white,' she added, flatly.
That quietened Miss Tick down, for a while, but she seemed to have something on
her mind.
'I expect you're upset about leaving the Chalk, aren't you?' she said as the cart
rattled on.
'No,' said Tiffany.
It's OK to be,' said Miss Tick.
Thank you, but I'm not really,' said Tiffany.
'If you want to have a bit of a cry, you don't have to pretend you've got some grit in
your eye or anything-'
I'm all right, actually,' said Tiffany. 'Honestly.'
'You see, if you bottle that sort of thing up it can cause terrible damage later on.'
'I'm not bottling, Miss Tick.'
In fact, Tiffany was a bit surprised at not crying, but she wasn't going to tell Miss Tick
that. She left a sort of space in her head to burst into tears in, but it wasn't filling up.
Perhaps it was because she'd wrapped up all those feelings and doubts and left them
up on the hill by the pot-bellied stove.
'And if of course you were feeling a bit downcast at the moment, I'm sure you could
open the present he-' Miss Tick tried.
'Tell me about Miss Level,' Tiffany said quickly. The name and address was all she
knew about the lady she was going to stay with, but an address like 'Miss Level, Cottage
in the Woods near the dead oak tree in Lost Man's Lane, High Overhang, If Out Leave
Letters in Old Boot by Door' sounded promising.
'Miss Level, yes,' said Miss Tick, defeated. 'Er, yes.
She's not really very old but she says she'll be happy to have a third pair of hands
around the place.'
You couldn't slip words past Tiffany, not even if you were Miss Tick.
'So there's someone else there already?' she said.
'Er . . . no. Not exactly,' said Miss Tick.
'Then she's got four arms?' said Tiffany. Miss Tick had sounded like someone trying to
avoid a subject.
Miss Tick sighed. It was difficult to talk to someone who paid attention all the time. It
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