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Through the clamour of the voices in the Great Kitchen that rose and fell, that changed
tempo, and lingered, until a strident rush or a wheezy slide of sound came to a new pause, only to
be shattered by a hideous croak of laughter or a thrilled whisper, or a clearing of some coarse
throat -- through all this thick and interwoven skein of bedlam, the ponderous snoring of the Grey
Scrubbers had continued as a recognizable theme of dolorous persistence.
In favour of the Grey Scrubbers it must be said that it was not until the walls and floor
of the kitchen were shining from their exertions that they attacked the bungs as though unweaned.
But it was not only they who had succumbed. The same unquestionable proof of loyalty could be
observed in no less than forty members of the kitchen, who, like the Grey Scrubbers, recognizing
the bottle as the true medium through which to externalize their affection for the family of
Groan, were seeing visions and dreaming dreams.
Mr. Flay, wiping away with the back of his claw-like hand the perspiration that had
already gathered on his brow, allowed his eyes to remain a moment on the inert and foreshortened
bodies of the inebriate Grey Scrubbers. Their heads were towards him, and were cropped to a gun-
grey stubble. Beneath the table a shadow had roosted, and the rest of their bodies, receding in
parallel lines, were soon devoured in the darkness. At first glance he had been reminded of
nothing so much as a row of curled-up hedgehogs, and it was some time before he realized that he
was regarding a line of prickly skulls. When he had satisfied himself on this point his eyes
travelled sourly around the Great Kitchen. Everything was confusion, but behind the flux of the
shifting figures and the temporary chaos of overturned mixing tables, of the floor littered with
stock-pots, basting pans, broken bowls and dishes, and oddments of food, Mr. Flay could see the
main fixtures in the room and keep them in his mind as a means of reference, for the kitchen swam
before his eyes in a clammy mist. Divided by the heavy stone wall in which was situated a hatch of
strong timber, was the _garde-manger_ with its stacks of cold meat and hanging carcases and on the
inside of the wall the spit. On a fixed table running along a length of the wall were huge bowls
capable of holding fifty portions. The stock-pots were perpetually simmering, having boiled over,
and the floor about them was a mess of sepia fluid and egg-shells that had been floating in the
pots for the purpose of clearing the soup. The sawdust that was spread neatly over the floor each
morning was by now kicked into heaps and soaked in the splashings of wine. And where scattered
about the floor little blobs of fat had been rolled or trodden in, the sawdust stuck to them
giving them the appearance of rissoles. Hanging along the dripping walls were rows of sticking
knives and steels, boning knives, skinning knives and two-handed cleavers, and beneath them a
twelve-foot by nine-foot chopping block, cross-hatched and hollowed by decades of long wounds.
On the other side of the room, to Mr. Flay's left, a capacious enormous copper, a row of
ovens and a narrow doorway acted as his landmarks. The doors of the ovens were flying wide and
acid flames were leaping dangerously, as the fat that had been thrown into the fires bubbled and
stank.
Mr. Flay was in two minds. He hated what he saw, for of all the rooms in the castle, it
was the kitchen he detested most, and for a very real reason; and yet a thrill in his scarecrow
body made him aware of how right it all was. He could not, of course, analyse his feelings nor
would the idea have occurred to him, but he was so much a part and parcel of Gormenghast that he
could instinctively tell when the essence of its tradition was running in a true channel,
powerfully and with no deviation.
But the fact that Mr. Flay appreciated, as from the profoundest of motives, the vulgarity
of the Great Kitchen in no way mitigated his contempt for the figures he saw before him as
individuals. As he looked from one to another the satisfaction which he had at first experienced
in seeing them collectively gave way to a detestation as he observed them piecemeal.
A prodigious twisted beam, warped into a spiral, floated, or so it seemed in the haze,
across the breadth of the Great Kitchen. Here and there along its undersurface, iron hooks were
screwed into its grain. Slung over it like sacks half filled with sawdust, so absolutely lifeless
they appeared, were two pastry-cooks, an ancient _poissonnier_, a _rôtier_ with legs so bandy as
to describe a rugged circle, a red-headed _légumier_, and five _sauciers_ with their green scarves
around their necks. One of them near the far end from where Flay stood twitched a little, but
apart from this all was stillness. They were very happy.
Mr. Flay took a few paces and the atmosphere closed around him. He had stood by the door
unobserved, but now as he came forward a roysterer leaping suddenly into the air caught hold of
one of the hooks in the dark beam above them. He was suspended by one arm, a cretinous little man
with a face of concentrated impudence. He must have possessed a strength out of all proportions to
his size, for with the weight of his body hanging on the end of one arm he yet drew himself up so
that his head reached the level of the iron hook. As Mr. Flay passed beneath, the dwarf, twisting
himself upside down with incredible speed, coiled his legs around the twisted beam and dropping
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