
Don't think I'm complaining: I am. Since I was a kid, everything has changed, from the
taste of bread to the nature of Africa and China. But at least I thought sf would stay the same.
Instead, what has happened ? It's all different. They don't write like Heinlein any more -
even Heinlein doesn't. In the old days, you knew exactly where you stood in a story. Take the
aliens; back in the Golden Age, when the writers had a bit of a sense of wonder and there
were blondes on the covers, you knew the aliens would always be there, endlessly mown
down, endlessly picturesque, swarming over endless alien worlds. But nowadays - well, let's
take actual cases, he said, reaching eagerly for the May 1940 copy of Gruelling Science
Stories. The Luftwaffe was plastering London at the time, but thank heavens the American sf
writers hadn't got wind of that, and Zago Blinder was still turning out his customary peaceful
limpid prose. His May 1940 stint was entitled, with what I've always thought showed
considerable skill in alliteration, 'The Devils of Deneb iv'.
You know how this sort of thing goes right from the start. The pleasure lies in its
predictability. Scarcely has the whine (whisper, snarl, thunder) of the landing jets died than
the hatch opens and three Earthmen jump (crawl, climb, fall) out and stand looking round
Deneb iv. They find the air is breathable and quickly hoist the flag (Old Glory, U.N. banner,
Stars and Stripes).
Up to now, we readers have been carried along breathlessly (restlessly, hesitantly,
mindlessly) on the flood of the author's
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prose, full of admiration for the way in which he has so economically created a situation
so distinct from our own humdrum world. More, the old-timers among us are full of gratitude
for his dropping the first three (four, six, twelve) chapters describing the construction of the
spaceship in someone's back yard and its long eventful journey to Deneb which were once
considered compulsory in this sort of exercise.
Now, however, comes an awkward pause. We have been brought painlessly through what
the textbooks call Building Up Atmosphere, Establishing Environment, Creating Character,
and so on. The idyllic mood must be shattered. It is time to Introduce the Action.
'Look!' gasps (coughs, barks, yells) the captain, pointing with trembling (rigid, scarred,
nicotine-stained) finger at the nearby hill (jungle, ocean, ruined temple). His crewmen follow
the line of his fingertip, and there approaching them they see an angry group (ugly bunch,
slavering horde, slobbering herd) of Denebians who are plainly out for blood as they gallop
(surge, slime, esp) towards the spaceship.
You must admit this is value for money, particularly if you only borrowed the magazine.
In no time, the three intrepid explorers are back in their ship and the vile Denebians are trying
to scratch their way in through the cargo hatch.
What more could you ask for? Personally, I asked for nothing more; I had had enough by
the time I came across this situation for the fiftieth time. It was not boredom so much as
bravery. The Denebians weren't what they used to be. However mindless and merciless they
got, I was no longer scared. I developed immunity. Yet, for all that, I liked things the way
they were. The more unsociably those aliens behaved, the more I realized how superior we
Earthmen were.
Then things became less straightforward. I was rifling through Microscopic Sex Wonder
during the boom year of 1951 when I realized that Deneb was no longer the same. They'd
dared to alter the plot!
This time, the aliens .didn't appear when the flag was hoisted. Everything was peaceful -
too peaceful. Our three chums wandered among beautiful trees, or they found charming
people like themselves but nicer, with sweet old mums sitting
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knitting on the porch, and Pa sucking a corn cob and spittin' to avoid bunches of rosy-
cheeked kids, or else they found nothing there at all except the waving grass.
You remember what happened, don't you ? Those beautiful trees, that grand old granny,
those cheeky kids, that expanse of nothing, that sneaky grass, was really our old Denebians in
disguise. Yes, sir! Freud had hit sf by this date, and the old slobbering hordes were back in
full force only nastier, because they could thought-wrap themselves as grannies or grass and
get into the ship and cause chaos. That was a terrible era, and I don't know how I survived it.
Story after story, I had to face utter mind-wrenching terror.