
Eberly sick to his soul. Once he came under the Calabrian's
protection, he got along well enough physically, but the drab
sameness of the cell, the food, the stink, the stupid talk of the
other convicts day after day, week after week, threatened to drive
him mad. He tried to keep his mind engaged by daily visits to the
prison library, where he could use the tightly-monitored computer to
make at least a virtual connection to the world outside. Most of the
entertainment sites were censored or cut off altogether, but the
prison authorities allowed--even encouraged--using the educational
sites. Desperately, Eberly enrolled in one course after another,
usually finishing them far sooner than expected and rushing into the
next.
At first he took whatever courses came to hand: Renaissance
painting, transactional psychology, municipal water recycling
systematics, the poetry of Goethe. It didn't matter what the subject
matter was; he needed to keep his mind occupied, needed to be out of
this prison for a few hours each day, even if it was merely through
the computer.
Gradually, though, he found himself drawn to studies of history and
politics. In time, he applied for a degree program at the Virtual
University of Edinburgh.
It was a great surprise when, one ordinary morning, the guard
captain pulled him out of line as he and his cell mates shuffled to
the cafeteria for their lukewarm breakfasts.
The captain, stubble-jawed and humorless, tapped Eberly on the
shoulder with his wand and said, "Follow me."
Eberly was so astonished that he blurted, "Why me? What's wrong?"
The captain held his wand under Eberly's nose and fingered the
voltage control. "No talking in line! Now follow me."
The other convicts marched by in silence, their heads facing
straight ahead but their eyes shifting toward Eberly and the captain
before looking away again. Eberly remembered what the wand felt like
at full charge and let his chin sink to his chest as he dutifully
followed the captain away from the cafeteria.
The captain led him to a small, stuffy room up in the executive
area where the warden and other prison administrators had their
offices. The room had one window, tightly closed and so grimy that
the morning sunlight hardly brightened it. An oblong table nearly
filled the room, its veneer chipped and dull. Two men in expensive-
looking business suits were seated at it, their chairs almost
scraping the bare gray walls.
"Sit," said the captain, pointing with his wand to the chair at the
foot of the table. Wondering what this was all about, and whether he
would miss his breakfast, Eberly slowly sat down. The captain stepped
out into the hallway and softly closed the door.
"You are Malcolm Eberly?" said the man at the head of the table. He
was rotund, fleshy-faced, his cheeks pink and his eyes set deep in
his face. Eberly thought of a pig.
"Yes, I am," Eberly replied. Then he added, "Sir."
"Born Max Erlenmeyer, if our information is correct," said the man
at the pig's right. He was prosperous-looking in an elegant dark blue
suit and smooth, silver-gray hair. He had the look of a yachtsman to
him: Eberly could picture him in a double-breasted blazer and a
jaunty nautical cap.
"I had my name legally changed when--"
"That's a lie," said the yachtsman, as lightly as he might ask for
a glass of water. An Englishman, from his accent, Eberly decided
tentatively. That could be useful, perhaps.
"But, sir--"
"It doesn't matter," said the pig. "If you wish to be called
Eberly, that is what we will call you. Fair enough?"
Eberly nodded, completely baffled by them.
"How would you like to be released from prison?" the pig asked.
Eberly could feel his eyes go wide. But he quickly controlled his