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"I will not stand up," Miguel said. "If I stand up, Fernandez will shoot me. He is a very bad
shot, but I would be a fool to take such a chance. Besides, this is very unfair. How much is
Fernandez paying you?"
The stranger looked austerely at Miguel.
"Do you know where I came from?" he asked.
"I don't care a centavo where you came from," Miguel said, wiping sweat from his forehead. He
glanced toward a nearby rock where he had cached a goatskin of wine. "From los estados unidos, no
doubt, you and your machine of flight. The Mexican government will hear of this."
"Does the Mexican government approve of murder?"
"This is a private matter," Miguel said. "A matter of water rights, which are very important.
Besides, it is self-defense. That cabrón across the valley is trying to kill me. And you are his
hired assassin. God will punish you both." A new thought came to him. "How much will you take to
kill Fernandez?" he inquired. "I will give you three pesos and a fine kid."
"There will be no more fighting at all," the stranger said. "Do you hear that?"
"Then go and tell Fernandez," Miguel said. "Inform him that the water rights are mine. I will
gladly allow him to go in peace." His neck ached from staring up at the tall man. He moved a
little, and a bullet shrieked through the still, hot air and dug with a vicious splash into a
nearby cactus.
The stranger smoothed the blue feathers on his head.
"First I will finish talking with you. Listen to me, Miguel."
"How do you know my name?" Miguel demanded, rolling over and sitting up cautiously behind the
rock. "It is as I thought. Fernandez has hired you to assassinate me."
"I know your name because I can read your mind a little. Not much, because it is so cloudy."
"Your mother was a dog," Miguel said.
The stranger's nostrils pinched together slightly, but he ignored the remark. "I come from another
world," he said. "My name is-" In Miguel's mind it sounded like Quetzalcoatl.
"Quetzalcoat.l?" Miguel repeated, with fine irony. "Oh, I have no doubt of that. And mine is Saint
Peter, who has the keys to heaven."
Quetzalcoatl's thin, pale face flushed slightly, but his voice was determinedly calm. "Listen,
Miguel. Look at my lips. They are not moving. I am speaking inside your head, by telepathy, and
you translate my thoughts into words that have meaning to you. Evidently my name is too difficult
for you. Your own mind has translated it as Quetzalcoatl. That is not my real name at all."
"De veras," Miguel said. "It is not your name at all, and you do not come from another world. I
would not believe a norteamericano if he swore on the bones often thousand highly placed saints."
Quetzalcoatl's long, austere face flushed again.
"I am here to give orders," he said. "Not to bandy words with- Look
here, Miguel. Why do you suppose you couldn't kill me with your machete? Why can't bullets touch
me?"
"Why does your machine of flight fly?" Miguel riposted. He took out a sack of tobacco and began to
roll a cigarette. He squinted around the rock. "Fernandez is probably trying to creep up on me. I
had better get my rifle."
"Leave it alone," Quetzalcoatl said. "Fernandez will not harm you."
Miguel laughed harshly.
"And you must not harm him," Quetzalcoatl added firmly.
"I will, then, turn the other cheek," Miguel said, "so that he can shoot me through the side of my
head. I will believe Fernandez wishes peace, Señor Quetzalcoatl, when I see him walking across the
valley with his hands over his head. Even then I will not let him come close, because of the knife
he wears down his back."
Quetzalcoatl smoothed his blue steel feathers again. His bony face was frowning.
"YOU must stop fighting forever, both of you," he said. "My race polices the universe and our
responsibility is to bring peace to every planet we visit."
"It is as I thought," Miguel said with satisfaction. "You come from los estados unidos. Why do you
not bring peace to your own country? I have seen los señores Humphrey Bogart and Edward Robinson
in las peliculas. Why, all over Nueva York gangsters shoot at each other from one skyscraper to
another. And what do you do about it? You dance all over the place with la señora Betty Grable. Ah
yes, I understand very well. First you will bring peace, and then you will take our oil and our
precious minerals."
Quetzalcoatl kicked angrily at a pebble beside his shiny steel toe.
"I must make you understand," he said. He looked at the unlighted cigarette dangling from Miguel's
lips. Suddenly he raised his hand, and a white-hot ray shot from a ring on his finger and kindled
the end of the cigarette. Miguel jerked away, startled. Then he inhaled the smoke and nodded. The
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