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curses on paper, hasn't he no sense of decent language? to which I say, When I curse, it don't
harm nobody and it makes my language more colorful and heaven knows I can use the color, and I can
assure you I've studied cussing from the best and I know how to make my language a whole lot more
colorful than it is right now, but I already tone myself down so you don't have apoplexy reading
my words. I wouldn't want to spend half my life just going to the funerals of people who had a
stroke from reading my book, so instead of criticizing me for the nasty words that creep into my
writing why don't you praise me for the really ugly stuff that I virtuously chose to leave out?
It's all how you choose to look at it, I think, and if you have time to rail on about my language,
then you don't have enough to do and I'll be glad to put you in touch with folks who need more
hands to help with productive labor), so anyway I looked back to the beginning of this paragraph
again to see what the hell I was talking about and my point is that when I gathered all these
stories together, I noticed that Taleswapper seems to keep showing up in the oddest places at
exactly the moment when something important was about to happen, so that he ended up being a
witness or even a participant in a remarkable number of events.
Now, let me ask you plain, my friends. If a man seems to know, down in his bones, when something
important's about to happen, and where, and enough in advance that he can get his body over there
to be a witness of it before it even starts, now ain't that prophecy? I mean why was it William
Blake ever left England and came to America if it wasn't because he knew that the world was about
to be torn open to give birth to a Maker again after all these generations? Just cause he didn't
know it out in the open didn't mean that he wasn't a prophet. He thought he had to be a prophet
with his mouth, but I say he's a prophet in his bones. Which is why he just happened to be
wandering back to the town of Vigor Church, to Alvin's father's mill, for no reason he was aware
of, at exactly the day and hour that Alvin's little brother Calvin Miller decided to run off and
go study trouble in faraway places. Taleswapper had no idea what was going to happen, but folks, I
tell you, he was there, and anybody who tells you Taleswapper's got no knack, including
Taleswapper himself, is a blame fool. Of course I mean that in the nicest possible way, as Horace
Guester would tell you.
So as I pick up my tale again that's the day I choose to start with, mostly because I can tell
you from experience that nothing interesting happened during those long months when Alvin was
still trying to teach a bunch of plain folks how to be a Maker like him instead of... well, all in
time. Let's just say that while some of you are bound to criticize me for not telling all of
Alvin's lessons about Makering and every single boring moment of every class he held trying to
teach fish to hop, I can promise you that leaving out those days from my tale is an act of
charity.
There's a lot of people and a lot of confusion in the story, too, and I can't help that, because
if I made it all clear and simple that would be a lie. It was a mess and there was a lot of
different people involved and also, to tell you the truth, there's a lot of things that happened
that I didn't know about then and still don't know much about now. I'd like to say that I'm
telling you all the important parts of the story, telling about all the important people, but I
know perfectly well that there might be important parts that I just don't know about, and
important people that I didn't realize were important. There's stuff that nobody knows, and stuff
that them as knows ain't telling, or them as knows don't know they know. And even as I try to
explain things as I understand them I'm still going to leave things out without meaning to, or
tell you things twice that you already know, or contradict something that you know to be a fact,
and all I can say is, I ain't no Taleswapper, and if you want to know the deepest truth, get him
to unseal that back two-thirds of his little book and read you what he's got in there and I bet,
for all he claims to be no prophet, I bet you'll hear things as will curl your hair, or uncurl it,
depending.
There's one mystery, though, that I plain don't know the answer to, even though everything
depends on it. Maybe if I tell you enough you'll figure it out for yourself. But what I don't
understand is why Calvin went the way, he did. He was a sweet boy, they all say it. He and Alvin
were close as boys can be, I mean they fought but there was never malice in it and Cally grew up
knowing Al would die for him. So what was it made jealousy start to gnaw at Calvin's heart and
turn him away from his own brother and want to undo all his work? I heard a lot of the tale I'm
about to tell you from Cally's own mouth, but you can be sure he never sat down and explained to
me or anybody why he changed. Oh, he told plenty of folks why he hated Alvin, but there's no ring
of truth in what he says about that, since he always accuses his brother of doing whatever his
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