I restrained my Rex Harrison-ish impulses and shelved the Professor Higgins
role. "I'm sorry," I apologized. "I really think the way you speak is charming, and I
didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Let's kiss and make up."
"Righto, Yank." She came into my arms easily and fastened her lips over mine.
(Note: The osculatory technique of English girls varies slightly from that of their
American sisters. The temperature of the lips upon first buss is generally higher - an
overcompensation, doubtless, for the chill fog of the London climate. The lips
themselves seem softer, more pliable - probably because the juices have not been
dried up by overcosmeticizing, as is so frequently the case on the lipstickier side of
the Atlantic. The teeth and tongues of British girls move more freely and both take
and provide more joy during osculatory activity - this, indubitably, the result of the
simpler English diet which has not jaded the taste buds to oral sensations as the
more spicily varied American foods have. Finally, the English girls are less peevish
about having their hair mussed during a kiss, not being easily disturbed about
having their over-teased tresses or permanent waves rumpled the way U.S. girls so
frequently are.)
It was a helluva passionate kiss. I slid out of it and right into her brassiere - with
my hand, that is. It was more than a handful, but I palmed as much as I could.
"Oh, you Yanks are so heager," Gladys complained. "That's the third bra-strap's
been broken this week."
"I'm sorry."
"Don't talk with your mouth full, love."
I came up for air and took a good look at the bosom I'd bared. It was magnificent.
I've seen a lot of mammaries in my business, but very few that could measure up to
Gladys's. They were impressively large, perfectly round, and as firm as warmed-
over basketballs. They were cloud-white with wide pink roseates so delicately
defined as to be almost invisible. From their centres, blood-red nipples stood out
like rocket-shaped maraschino cherries.
"Wow! I'll bet you have to go to a tent-maker for your bras," I observed, my awe
negating my usual savoir-faire.
"Thank you." She giggled at the compliment. "But I really honly tike a size forty-
two, C-cup."
"Only!" I dived back in with the exclamation point. I burrowed my face into the
deep cleavage and warm, panting breast-flesh enveloped my cheeks. Her hands
clasped over the back of my neck, urging my tongue deeper into the cleft. My own
hands were on her hips now, and they ripped rhythmically under my touch.
I think it was just after that that Gladys slid her hand under the waistband of my
pants and down my bare belly. Not too far down, the way things were positioned.
"Coo!" she exclaimed. "Yankee Doodle's come to London, an' fair impatient 'e his,
too!"
Not to be outdone, I trailed my fingers up her burning thighs. "Thumbs up for
Britain!" I quipped.