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Alvin knew better than to ask Arthur Stuart what the question was. It would spare him hearing
Arthur's inevitable reply: "Why should I ask you? You don't know."
***
Verily Cooper and Mike Fink were already eating when Alvin and Arthur got to the rooming house.
The proprietor was a Quaker woman of astonishing girth and very limited talents as a cook-- but
she made up for the blandness of her food with the quantities she served, and more important was
the fact that, being a Quaker in more than name, Mistress Louder made no distinction between half-
Black Arthur Stuart and the three White men traveling with him. Arthur Stuart sat at the same
table as the others, and even though one roomer moved out the day Arthur Stuart first sat at
table, she never acted as if she even noticed the fellow was gone. Which was why Alvin tried to
make up for it by taking Arthur Stuart with him on daily forays out into the woods and meadows
along the river to gather wild ginger, wintergreen, spearmint, and thyme to spice up her cooking.
She took the herbs, with their implied criticism of her kitchen, in good humor, and tonight the
potatoes had been boiled with the wintergreen they brought her yesterday.
"Edible?" she asked Alvin as he took his first bite.
Verily was the one who answered, while Alvin savored the mouthful with a beatific expression on
his face. "Madame, your generosity guarantees you will go to heaven, but it's the flavor of
tonight's potatoes that assures you will be asked to cook there."
She laughed and made as if to hit him with a spoon. "Verily Cooper, thou smooth-tongued lawyer,
knowest thou not that Quakers have no truck with flattery?" But they all knew that while she
didn't believe the flattery, she did believe the warm-heartedness behind it.
While the other roomers were still at table, Mike Fink regaled them all with the tale of his
visit to the Simple House, where Andrew Jackson was scandalizing the elite of Philadelphia by
bringing his cronies from Tennizy and Kenituck, letting them chew and spit in rooms that once
offered homesick European ambassadors a touch of the elegance of the old country. Fink repeated a
tale that Jackson himself told that very day, about a fine Philadelphia lady who criticized the
behavior of his companions. "This is the Simple House," Jackson declared, "and these are simple
people." When the lady tried to refute the point, Jackson told her, "This is my house for the next
four years, and these are my friends."
"But they have no manners," said the lady.
"They have excellent manners," said Jackson. "Western manners. But they're tolerant folks.
They'll overlook the fact that you ain't took a bite of food yet, nor drunk any good corn liquor,
nor spat once even though you always look like you got a mouth full of somethin'." Mike Fink
laughed long and hard at this, and so did the roomers, though some were laughing at the lady and
some were laughing at Jackson.
Arthur Stuart asked a question that was bothering Alvin. "How does Andy Jackson get anything
done, if the Simple House is full of river rats and bumpkins all day?"
"He needs something done, why, one of us river rats went and done it for him," said Mike.
"But most rivermen can't read or write," Arthur said.
"Well, Old Hickory can do all the readin' and writin' for hisself," said Mike. "He sends the
river rats to deliver messages and persuade people."
"Persuade people?" asked Alvin. "I hope they don't use the methods of persuasion you once tried
on me."
Mike whooped at that. "Iffen Old Hickory let the boys do those old tricks, I don't think there'd
be six noses left in Congress, nor twenty ears!"
Finally, though, the tales of the frolicking at the Simple House-- or degradation, depending on
your point of view-- wound down and the other roomers left. Only Alvin and Arthur, as latecomers,
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