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Abe opened it up. "I'm jiggered," he said. Of course it was empty.
"You're jug-eared, too," said Alvin, "but your real friends would never point that out."
"So she already got him."
"Oh, I don't suppose she ever laid a hand on him," said Alvin. "But a girl like that, she probably doesn't
work alone. She makes big-eyes..."
"And her partner goes for the pockets," said Arthur Stuart.
"You sound experienced," said Abe.
"We watch for it," said Arthur Stuart. "We both kind of like to catch 'em at it, iffen we can."
"So why didn't you catch them robbin' Coz?"
"We didn't know you needed lookin' after," said Arthur Stuart.
Abe looked at him with calculated indignation. "Next time you go to beatin' this boy, Al Smith, would
you be so kind as to lay down one extra wallop on my behalf?"
"Get your own half-black adopted brother-in-law to beat," said Alvin.
"Besides," said Arthur Stuart, "you do need lookin' after."
"What makes you think so?"
"Because you still haven't thought about how Coz wasn't the only one distracted by her big fluttery
eyes."
Abe slapped at his jacket pocket. For a moment he was relieved to find his wallet still there. But then
he realized that Coz's wallet had been there, too. It took only a moment to discover that he and Coz had
both been robbed.
"And they had the sass to put the wallets back," said Abe, sounding awestruck.
"Well, don't feel bad," said Arthur Stuart. "It was probably the pickpocket's knack, so what could you
do about it?"
Abe sat himself right down on the dock, which was quite an operation, seeing how he was so tall and
bony that just getting himself into a sitting position involved nearly knocking three or four people into
the water.
"Well, ain't this a grand holiday," said Abe. "Ain't I just the biggest rube you ever saw. First I made a
raft that can't be steered, so you had to save me. And then when I sell my cargo and make the money I
came for, I let somebody take it away from us first thing."
"So," said Alvin, "let's go eat."
"How?" said Abe. "I haven't got a penny. I haven't even got a return passage."
"Oh, we'll treat you to supper," said Alvin.
"I can't let you do that," said Abe.
"Why not?"
"Because then I'd be in your debt."
"We saved your stupid life on the river, Abe Lincoln," said Alvin. "You're already so far in my debt
that you owe me interest on your breath."
Abe thought about that for a moment. "Well, then, I reckon it's in for a penny, in for a pound."
"The American version of that is 'in for a dime, in for a dollar,' " said Arthur Stuart helpfully.
"But my mama's version was the one I said," retorted Abe. "And since I got exactly as many pennies
and pounds as I got dimes and dollars, I reckon I can please myself which ones to cuss with."
"You mean that was cussin'?" said Arthur Stuart.
"Inside me there was cussin' so bad it'd make a sailor poke sticks in his own ears to keep from hearin'
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