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surprisingly agile U-turn and scurried before the truck, rocking cripplingly on dead shocks, her tail pipe
farting in tin-can bursts and something Farrell didn't want to think about dragging just back of her front
axle. He pounded on the horn and kept howling.
Beside him Pierce/Harlow, sand-pale with shock and rage, knuckled blindly at his mouth,
sputtering blood. "Bit my tongue," he mumbled. "Christ, I bit my tongue."
"I did that once," Farrell said sympathetically. "It's a real bear, isn't it? Try to put your head back a
bit." Without turning, he began walking his hand shyly toward the knife lying forgotten on Pierce/
Harlow's lap. But his peripheral vision was also sleeping in this morning; when he struck a second time,
Pierce/Harlow made a sound that was all inhale, snatched up the switchblade, and missed medical
immortality by cringing inches, getting the seat cover instead. Farrell swung Madame Schumann-Heink
hard to the left, cutting in front of a bellowing semi, and careened down a side street lined with office
furniture warehouses and bail bondsmen's establishments. He heard everything loose in back go
booming from one side of the bus to the other and thought _oh, sweet Jesus, the lute, sonofabitch_. The
new worry kept him from noticing for two blocks that such traffic as there was was all coming toward
him.
"Well, shit," Farrell said sadly. "Wouldn't you know?"
Pierce/Harlow crouched on the seat, elbows flapping absurdly as he tried to brace himself against
everything, including Farrell. "Pull over or I'll cut you. Right here, I'll do it." He was almost crying, and
color was puddling grotesquely under his cheekbones.
A Winnebago the size of a rural airport filled the windshield. Farrell whimpered softly himself,
hung a fishtailing right turn on the wet pavement, and bucked Madame Schumann-Heink up a parking-
lot driveway. At the top of the ramp. two important things happened: Pierce/Harlow grabbed him around
the neck, and Madame SchumannHeink popped blithely out of gear--her oldest trick, always most
judiciously employed--and began to roll back down. Farrell bit Pierce/Harlow's forearm, somehow
contriving while chewing to wrench the Volkswagen into reverse and send her shooting back out into
the street, well in the wake of the motor home, but squirting like a marble straight through a sawhorse
barricade around a pothole. _The lute, oh please, goddamn_. A taillight exploded, and Pierce/Harlow
and Farrell let go of each other and screamed. Madame Schumann-Heink popped into neutral again.
Farrell pushed Pierce/Harlow away, fumbled for second gear, which was never quite where he had left
it, and stood on the accelerator.
Madame Schumann-Heink, who normally required a tail wind and two days' notice to get up to
fifty miles an hour, was doing sixty by the time she hit Gonzales. Pierce/Harlow chose that moment to
try another frontal assault, which was unfortunate, because Farrell took the corner, and a "Swingers
Exchange" vending machine along with it, on the far side of two wheels. Pierce/Harlow ended up on
Farrell's lap, with the knife curiously snuggled into his own armpit.
"I think you should have taken that computer job," Farrell said. They were tearing back down
Gonzales, nearing the freeway. Pierce/Harlow disentangled himself, wiped his bleeding mouth, and got
the knife pointed the right way. "I'll cut you," he said hopelessly. "I swear to God."
Farrell slowed down slightly, gesturing toward the approaching overpass. "You see that pillar
coming up, with the sign? Yes? Well, I was just wondering, do you think you can throw your knife out
the window before I hit it?" He smiled a shut-mouth crescent smile, which he hoped suggested a
syphilitic picking up weather reports from Alpha Centauri on his bridgework, and added in a serene
singsong, "Her tires are all bald, her brakes suck, and you are about to become sticky stuff on the seat."
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