“Last Rights” by BRAD FERGUSON
Originally published in Analog, November 1988
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Copyright © 1988, 2000 by Brad Ferguson. All rights reserved.
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“Good. Look, I don’t want to waltz around
the block with you on this. The fact is, I need
someone fast to handle a revival hearing.”
A hearing? I hesitated a bit; I hadn’t pleaded
a revival in person before, but I couldn’t afford
to let Bridges know that if he didn’t know it
already. “Uh, Frank, if I might be so bold —
why are you farming this one out?”
Bridges didn’t hesitate. “Fair question. Our
guy got sick, and his backup’s on vacation. Tom
can’t oblige me either; too busy. It happens.”
“It does indeed.” I thought a moment. You
win about one of every hundred revival cases,
ungood for a lawyer newly in private practice.
Revival cases are dogs. “Frank, I need to know
more.”
Bridges hesitated. “If you take the job, I can
zap you the particulars over this line.”
So I was supposed to buy a pig in a poke,
after all. But it didn’t matter. First assumption:
The case was a truly sick dog, even for a revival
case. Second assumption: I would lose. Third
assumption: Bridges didn’t expect me to do
better than lose. Fourth assumption: If I won, I’d
be in tight with Aetnadential. “Fair enough. I
accept.”
“Thanks,” Bridges said. “Thanks very much.
If you’re ready to receive, I’ll shoot you the
packet. The hearing’s at two.”
“Two? This afternoon?”
“Yep. Told you it was a rush job.” I think he
was grinning, the scumbag.
“All rise,” called the bailiff. We did. “This
honorable Court is now in session. The
honorable Houghton J. Barnes, presiding.” The
honorable Barnes sat down in his plush chair
behind the bench. “Be seated,” said the bailiff.
“First case?” asked the judge.
“The petition of Barbara W. Criswell, Your
Honor. Docket number NYRC-8965-44.”
The judge scanned a sheet in front of him
and nodded. “Will the parties in the matter now
before this Court please rise and identify
themselves?”
Maggie went first, of course. “Margaret
Whitling for the City of New York, Your
Honor.” The judge bestowed upon her a fatherly
smile, which Maggie returned with just the right
amount of Virgin Mary behind it. It’s all a
game, every bit of it, and Maggie plays it pretty
well. (I’m not much of a game player, myself;
about all I do is make sure my hair’s combed,
my nose is blown and and my fly’s zipped.)
Maggie looks the part, too: tall, pretty and slim,
her head topped with bunches of tight blonde
curls. She looks real good in a navy blue
business suit, which doesn’t hurt a lawyer,
especially a female one. I used to work with
Maggie. I miss that.
It was my turn with the judge. “David
Aaron, Your Honor, representing the
petitioner.” I got a respectful nod, something I
don’t rate yet from a man with as many years on
the bench as Howie Barnes has — except that
Judge Barnes is generally respectful of everyone
who’s respectful of him. I’d only been before
him twice, on city business. “To my left are
Mrs. Barbara Criswell, the petitioner, and her
son, Michael Anthony Criswell. Mrs. Criswell is
Mr. Alton Criswell’s widow, and Michael is
their son. He is an only child.”
Judge Barnes smiled at the boy, who
returned it sweetly, thank God. “How old are
you, son?”
“Four and a third, sir,” piped the boy. Ten
points for using “sir”, I told myself. Ten more
points for the cute answer, not that it’ll make
much of a difference. Mother and son were good
casting, too. Barbara Criswell was a slight
brunette who looked like she’d been crying all