THOSE EYES
“There’s a saying that applies here. “Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” While Project
SETI hasn’t logged any verified signals from the few stars we’ve looked at, that doesn’t prove nobody’s
out there!
“… Yeah, sure. The same could apply to UFOs, if you insist.
“But while SETI has to sift a vast cosmos for radio sources – a real case of hunting needles in
haystacks – it’s harder to explain the absence of decent evidence for flying saucers on Earth. It’s a small
planet, after all. If ETs have been mucking around here for as long as some folks say, isn’t it funny they
never dropped any clear-cut alien artefacts for us to examine? Say, the Martian equivalent of a coke
bottle?”
We are flying over eastern Canada on key-patrol … creating temporary, microscopic singularities in random
houses to swallow wallets, car keys, homework assignments. Meanwhile some of us reach out to invade the
dreams of sleeping men and women, those most susceptible.
Gryffinloch plays the radio show in the background as we work. We laugh as this idiotic scientist talks of
‘alien artefacts’.
Such stupid assumptions! We do not make things of hard, unyielding matter! I have never held a coke
bottle. Even those human babes we steal, to raise as our own, find painful the latent heat in glass and metal,
which were forged in flame.
Men have built their proud new civilisation around such things. But why, when they had us? Can iron
nourish as we do? We deal in a different heat. Ours inflames the heart.
“Yes, yes … For those of you who don’t read the Enquirer, this caller’s asking my opinion of one of the
most famous UFO tales – about a ship that supposedly crashed in New Mexico, right after World War II.
‘They’ have been clandestinely studying the wreckage in a hangar at an Air Force Base in Dayton for
forty years, right?
“Now, isn’t that news to just boil the blood of honest citizens? There goes the big bad government,
keeping secrets from us again!
“But wait, suppose we do have remnants of some super-duper, alien warp-drive scout ship from
Algerdeberon Eleventeen. Do you see any technologies pouring out of Ohio that look like they came from
outer space? I mean, besides supermarket checkout scanners – I’ll grant you those.
“Come on, would our balance of payments be in the shape it’s in if …
“… Oh yes? It’s just being kept top secret? Okay, here’s a second question. Just who do you suppose
has been discreetly studying the wreckage all this time?
“… Government engineers. Uh-huh. Have you ever met an engineer, pal? They’re not faceless
drones like in some stupid secret agent movie. At least most aren’t. They’re intelligent Americans like
you and me, with wives and husbands and kids.
“How many thousands of people would’ve worked on that alien ship since ’48? Picture these retired
coots, playing golf, pottering in the garage, running Rotary fundraisers … and all this time repressing an
urge to blab the story of the century?
“All of ‘em? In today’s America? Come on, friend. Let’s put aside this Hangar 18 crap and get back
to UFOs, where at least there’s something worth arguing about!”
I yearn to swoop down and give this talk-show scientist a taste of ‘proof’. I will curdle the milk on his
doorstep and give him nightmares. I’ll play havoc with his utilities. I will …
I’ll do nothing. I don’t wish to see this golden ship evaporate like dew on a summer’s morn. Our numbers
are too small and Fyrfalcon has decreed – we must show ourselves only to receptive ones, whose minds can still
be moulded in the old ways.
I look up at the moon’s stark, cratered landscape. Our home of refuge, of exile. Even there, they followed
us, these New Men. An ectoplasmic vapour is all that remains where some of our kind once tried putting fright
to their explorers. We learned a hard lesson then – that astronauts are not like argonauts of old.
Their eyes were filled with that mad, sceptical glow, and none can stand before it.
“This is Professor Joe Perez, sitting in for Talkback Larry. You’re on the air.
“Yes? Uh huh? … Well folks, seems our next caller wants to talk about so-called Ancient Visitors.
I’m game. Let’s pick apart those ‘gods’ and their fabulous chariots.
“Ooh, they taught ancient Egyptians to build pyramids! And golly, they had some of my own
ancestors scratch stick figures on a stony plateau in Peru! To help spaceships find landing pads, right? I
guess the notion’s barely plausible, till you ask … why?
“Why would anyone want such ridiculous ‘landing pads’, when they could’ve had much better? Why
not open a small trade college and teach our ancestors to pour cement? A few electronics classes and we
could’ve made arc lamps and radar to guide their saucers through anything from rain to locusts!
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