
hundred or more royal persons at his establishment. It stated that these
were serious persons of a scientific sort, persons of blazing beauty and
towcring mentility and perftimed perversion and breath-catching art: all
this in the intensity and scope of the thunder dimension. That sounded like
pretty vaunting stuff. It stated that such splendid persons were used to the
best in accomodations. And it said that Duffey was selected for this honor
because of his great age and erudition. It gave the name of the convening
society. But something was missing from the name and message, something that
can only be called verbatimness. There were very tricky things about the
words of the message refusing to stand fast and be accounted for.
This Duffey has been called 'a patriarch without seed, a prophet
without lionor, and a high-sounding brawler'. He was a man of uncertain age
(this fact about him had assumed importance lately): and he was a willful
man who was held on peculiar checkrein by forces unknown. But he was a
spacious man and he could be forgiven many inconsistencies.
Duffey rocked on his feet and lowered at the writing and thought
about it in an effort to make up his mind. It was a ritual sort of thing
that was nailed to his door, and it deserved a ritual answer. Duffey got a
pen and bowl, and he wrote an answer in his hieratic hand at the bottom of
the scroll. It was not old poster cardboard that the scroll was made out of.
It was now seen to be old parchment. Duffey wrote:
"Royal Pop People, I am honored. And you are welcome. But my
facilities are quite limited, as is my credit. I will be host to as many of
you as I can be. No man can do more. Somehow you will all be taken care of.
Signed, Melchisedech Duffey."
He paused for a while, and he stirred the ink in the bowl. Then he
wrote a bit more: "if this is a hoax, then it's a howling hoax."
Out of affectation, Duffey wrote all official things with this squid
ink that he kept in a bowl. This was the finest ink ever. It will not
coagulate. Write anything at all in squid ink. Then write something else
beside it in ordinary ink. Come back in three thousand years, or even in ten
years, and notice the difference. The squid ink will have remained true and
unfaded; the other will have paled. But squid ink had gone out of fashion.
The prime message on the parchment, however, was also written in squid ink,
and there weren't many people who used it these last few centuries.
Duffey examined the parchment, and later he would examine it again and
again. "We will come back to you, skin of a horny goat," he said. "Oh, how
we will come back to you!" He turned his attention then to the nail that
held it. It was large, ind it appeared very sharp. It was not, as Duffey had
at first thought, either brass or bronze. It was a copper-iron nail, and it
was of old Macedonian workmanship. Old, but not very.
For there were in that city many members of the "Society of Creative
Anachronisms", a social and historical and dramatic society. These people
were all friendly to Duffey, and Duffey suspected them of a hoax. They put
great effort in some of their hoaxes.
Duffey, a widow-man of loose and informal establishment, now made
himself ready for the day and its apparent adventure. He caught again the
whiff of the new breeze blowing, and part of that whiff was made up of
putridity, that emanation of changes working. He dressed, daubed whiting on
his beard and hair (they had both been turning disquietingly black lately),
and went out into the streets to find comradeship and adventure and
breakfast. Yes, there was indeed a new breeze blowing. It wasn't a great
air-mover of a breeze; but it brought a rumbling freshness, a bracing and
reminiscent aroma, a rakish sense of rot, and an altogether vivid accord
with things as they are and as they were becoming.
And it brought a sudden and happy discord with things as they had
not been before. Certainly there had always been several buildings right
next to Duffey's place, on the left when one comes out. And just as
certainly those structures of whatever kind were not standing there now.