
So I sat there through fifteen rings, trying to ignore it.
Did you ever try to read with the phone ringing?
On the sixteenth ring I got up. I dried off, put on a robe, walked slowly and deliberately into the living
room. I stared at the phone for a while.
On the fiftieth ring I picked it up.
"This is a recording. Please do not hang up until the message has been completed. This call originates
from the house of your next-door neighbor, Charles Kluge. It will repeat every ten minutes. Mister Kluge
knows he has not been the best of neighbors, and apologizes in advance for the inconvenience. He
requests that you go immediately to his house. The key is under the mat. Go inside and do what needs to
be done. There will be a reward for your services. Thank you."
Click. Dial tone.
I'm not a hasty man. Ten minutes later, when the phone rang again. I was still sitting there thinking it
over. I picked up the receiver and listened carefully.
It was the same message. As before, it was not Kluge's voice. It was something synthesized, with all
the human warmth of a Speak'n'Spell.
I heard it out again, and cradled the receiver when it was done.
I thought about calling the police. Charles Kluge had lived next door to me for ten years. In that time I
may have had a dozen conversations with him, none lasting longer than a minute. I owed him nothing.
I thought about ignoring it. I was still thinking about that when the phone rang again. I glanced at my
watch. Ten minutes. I lifted the receiver and put it right back down.
I could disconnect the phone. It wouldn't change my life radically.
But in the end I got dressed and went out the front door, turned left, and walked toward Kluge's
property.
My neighbor across the street, Hal Lanier, was out mowing the lawn. He waved to me, and I waved
back. It was about seven in the evening of a wonderful August day. The shad-ows were long. There was
the smell of cut grass in the air. I've always liked that smell. About time to cut my own lawn, I thought.
It was a thought Kluge had never entertained. His lawn was brown and knee-high and choked with
weeds.
I rang the bell. When nobody came I knocked. Then I sighed, looked under the mat, and used the
key I found there to open the door.
"Kluge?" I called out as I stuck my head in.
I went along the short hallway, tentatively, as people do when unsure of their welcome. The drapes
were drawn, as always, so it was dark in there, but in what had once been the living room ten television
screens gave more than enough light for me to see Kluge. He sat in a chair in front of a table, with his
face pressed into a computer keyboard and the side of his head blown away.
Hal Lanier operates a computer for the L.A.P.D., so I told him what I had found and he called the
police. We waited together for the first car to arrive. Hal kept asking if I'd touched anything, and I kept
telling him no, except for the front door knob.
An ambulance arrived without the siren. Soon there were police all over, and neighbors standing out
in their yards or talking in front of Kluge's house. Crews from some of the television stations arrived in
time to get pictures of the body, wrapped in a plastic sheet, being carried out. Men and women came
and went. I assumed they were doing all the standard police things, taking fingerprints, collecting