
to do so. Two white sofas facing each other occupied the center of the room. A wide moat of parquet
flooring filled the space between the sofas and the surrounding furniture that lined the walls of the room.
The smell of beeswax polish and fresh coffee filled the cabin. Herb closed his eyes and ran through the
order of events after he had released the Von Neumann Machine.
He imagined that first VNM turning on six of its spindly legs, lifting them in a high stepping motion as it
sought to orient itself. The remaining two legs would be extended forward, acting as antennae, vibrating
slightly as they read the little machine’s surroundings. It would have walked a few paces, tiny grains of
sand sticking to its silver-grey limbs, then maybe changed direction and moved again, executing a random
path until it found a patch of rock of just the right composition, then settled itself down, folding its legs
around itself to bring its osmotic shell in contact with the surface.
His thoughts on track, Herb began to pace, soft ships’ slippers padding on the wooden floor. He was
naked except for a pair of paper shorts. Okay, what next?
In his imagination he saw the first machine absorbing matter from the planet, converting it, working it,
and sending it around that half-twisted loop that no human mind could comprehend. Soon there would be
two identical machines standing on the rock, their legs waving in an explorative fashion. And then four of
them, then eight…
The program was perfect, or so the simulations had told him. When they reached the optimum
number, the machines should have begun constructing his city out of their own bodies, clamberering on
top of each other using the sticky pads on the ends of their feet. Herb was proud of the design of those
pads: each seemingly smooth foot ended in a chaotic branching of millions upon millions of tiny strands.
Press one foot down and the hairs would spread out, reaching down and around to follow the contours
of the surface beneath them so perfectly that they were attracted to it at a molecular level.
Not that any of that mattered now. This was the point where the error lay. The machines hadn’t
paused to build his city. They’d just gone on reproducing, continued eating up the planet to make copies
of themselves until there was nothing left. He opened his eyes again to look at the viewing field. Maybe
he had only imagined it.
Herb groaned as the view zoomed in on the cold grey shifting sea beneath. He could make out the
busy motion of millions of VNMs walking over and under each other, struggling to climb upwards to the
surface only to be trodden on and forced down by other VNMs, each equally determined about seeking
the light. Wasn’t that part of the end program? City spires, growing upwards, seeking the light in the
manner of plants? Everywhere he looked, everywhere the ship’s senses could reach—out to the horizon,
down to the submerged layers of machines—it was the same: frenzied, pointless activity.
He paused and felt a sudden thrill of horror. That wasn’t quite true. Something was happening directly
below. He could see a wave building beneath him: a swelling in the grey, rolling surface. Thousands of
pairs of tiny silver antennae were now waving in his direction. They sensed the ship hanging there. They
sensed raw materials that could be converted into yet more silver VNMs. Herb felt a peculiar mix of
horror and betrayal.
He croaked out a command. “Ship. Up one hundred meters!”
The ship smoothly gained altitude and Herb began to pace again. He needed to think, to isolate the
error, but he couldn’t concentrate because one thought kept jumping in front of all the others.
He was in serious trouble.
Herb didn’t exactly fear the EA. Why should he? The EA was like a parent: it cared for and nurtured