
before a high, looming counter of black marble. The massive desk stood directly beneath a glowing
chandelier of blue-green beryl crystals. It was flanked by a pair of silver, hand-shaped braziers, from
which rose two plumes of pink, apple-sweet incense smoke.
Behind the lofty counter sat a single bespectacled clerk, hunched over the bench and using quill
and ink to scratch notes into a parchment ledger. From the wooly nap atop his head rose the
double-curled horns of a bariaur, a sort of goatlike centaur that roamed many of the multiverse's planes.
The Thrasson had already been surprised by the hundreds of bariaur pushing through Sign's packed
streets; in his own plane, Arborea, the bariaur were an unsettled, carefree race who would sooner leap
into a cesspool than enter a city. He found it difficult to believe that any of them actually abided in Sigil,
much less worked inside a gloomy building like the Hall of Information.
The Thrasson considered the line only a moment before deciding it was beneath him to wait.
Scattered among the humans were frog-faced slaadi, dwarves both bearded and bald, a svelte trio of
elves, even a lizardlike khaasta warrior, but he saw no sign of anyone who matched his own stature. Had
he seen the shimmering feathers of an astral deva's seraphic wings, perhaps, or the smoking horns of a
great baatezu lord, he might have waited. As matters stood, however, it seemed apparent that his
business took precedence over that of anyone else in the foyer.
The Thrasson pushed straight through the looped line, issuing stem yet polite commands for those
ahead to stand aside. The humans obeyed, of course, though it surprised him to note how many of them
looked taken aback. Even in Sigil, it should have been obvious from his bearing and fine armor that he
was a man of renown, beloved of the gods and deserving of all respect
When the Thrasson reached the khaasta, the reptilian suddenly raised its tail to block the way and
craned its sinuous neck around to glare. The warrior's head was typically lacertilian: a flat wedge that was
mostly snout, with a long, stupid grin and beady slit-pupiled eyes that betrayed no emotion at all.
"You wait like the ressst of ussssss, berk."
The Thrasson regarded the tail. The thickness of a human leg, it was armored in leathery scales
and braided with the rippling sinews of a race not far removed from the brute. The appendage was no
match for the star-forged blade in the Thrasson's scabbard, but he had no wish to punish the khaasta so
severely. He threw one leg over the tail, then forced the scaly appendage downward until he had it
trapped between his knees.
"You would be wise to defer to your better."
The khaasta's head began to bob in that angry lizard way, then its scaly hand dropped toward a
broad manskin belt.
The Thrasson snapped his hips forward, trapping the tail behind one knee and before the other,
then scissored his legs. With a sharp pop, the appendage kinked and went limp. The reptilian roared and
produced a stiletto from its belt sheath, but with its broken tail still trapped between the Thrasson's legs, it
was helpless to spin and attack.
At the head of the line, the old bariaur scowled and looked up from his ledger. "Here now!
What's all this?" He peered over his spectacles at the growling khaasta. "People are working. If you can't
be quiet, I'll ask you to leave."
The khaasta quickly slipped his dagger out of sight. "Assssk me to leave?" He pointed a single
yellow talon at the Thrasson, who released his tail and continued to push toward the counter. "That
berk'sss the one who'sss shoving ahead!"
The bariaur studied the disheveled line, then turned his glower upon the advancing Thrasson. "We
have procedures in this hall. You'll have to stand in line like everyone else."
"Do you not know me, old sir?" The Thrasson hipped aside a scowling dwarf and continued
forward. "Have you not heard of the slayer of the Hydra of Thrassos, the tamer of the Hebron Crocodile,
the bane of Abudrian Dragons, the savior of the Virgins of Marmara ..."
He reached the counter, and the bariaur leaned over his desk to scowl down. at the Thrasson,
who continued to list his feats: ". . . the champion of Ilyrian Kings, the killer of the Chalcedon Lion-"
"No, I have not heard of you," the bariaur interrupted, "nor do I much care what you've done. If
you can't comply with the rules, I'll have you removed."