
You're not to quote me on that, of course. If anyone ever asks you, I am the apostle of aplomb." "Those
very ^ws have been used to describe you on any number of occasions." Picard felt a measure of relief.
At least Crusher seemed to be regarding the situation with a degree of gallows humor... which was
preferable, certainly, to deep depression. Now, though, was the time to move forward. To explore just
how in the hell this situation had come about. "What position will Beverly... is it still "Crusher"'...?" The
captain shook his head. "No. She went back to "Howard"' after we split up." "All right. What position
will Dr. Howard be assuming on our fair vessel?" Crusher smiled thinly. "CMO, of course.
Nothing but the best for my ex." Picard was not successful in dissembling his lack of enthusiasm for that
piece of news. "Jack... I don't know if that's such a good idea.
The chief medical officer and a starship captain... they have a special relationship on a vessel. They have
to work smoothly together. They have to be a team. When you and Beverly split, it was not on the
happiest of terms...." "You're telling me?" Jack Crusher tried not to laugh. "I was there, Jean-Luc,
remember?" "We were both there, Jack." "I know, I know." Crusher endeavored to sit, but the closest
he came was leaning on the back of the chair.
"Does Beverly know you're in command of the Enterprise?" asked Picard. "We're newly commissioned,
after all. Only been in space a few weeks. It's possible..." "No, it's not possible," said Crusher, shaking
his head. "You don't seriously believe that Beverly would take an assignment without knowing who her
CO is going to be, do you?" "Not the Beverly I remember, no," admitted Picard. "But why would she
accept the assignment, then, knowing that you're here?" "Are you kidding?" said Crusher. His face was
round, the additional years having added a few pounds to his previously square-jawed face.
His once-thick brown hair was seriously thinning on top and graying at the sides, a condition that elicited
absolutely no sympathy from Picard. "This is the Enterprise... the prestige and the history that's attached
to that name. what reasonable officer could pass that up?" "I certainly could not have," agreed Picard.
And then he added a bit ruefully, "Not that I had many options..." Crusher sucked in air between his
teeth, a long-standing habit when confronted with unpleasant truths. "Do we really want to go down that
road again, Number One?" "No, of course not," said Picard. "We were speaking of your problems, not
mine." He tried to keep the bitterness out of his voice, and was only partly successful. Mentally he chided
himself. With all the practice he'd had at trying to control his frustration over his career track, one would
think that he'd be more accomplished at bottling his feelings by now.
If Crusher picked up on Picard's tone of voice, he did not let on. "My problems, Jean-Luc, are your
problems," said Crusher.
"I'm a big believer in the pass-along theory of aggravation." He let that sink in, and then continued, "Now,
as we've already made painfully clear, Beverly would have to be crazy to turn down the position of chief
medical officer on the Enterprise. My loving ex-wife may be many things, but crazy she most definitely is
not.
Another thing that she is "n"' is afraid of confrontations. And if the only impediment to her taking a
position is that it might bring her friction from her superior officer, then I assure you, Picard, that's no
impediment at all." "She's not on the ship yet, however," Picard pointed out after a moment.
"You're right, Jean-Luc," said Crusher in wonderment, as if the thought had not occurred to him.
He leaned forward and whispered conspiratorially, "We'll tell the whole crew to hide. When she comes
aboard, she'll find no one here, and then maybe she'll leave." Crusher maintained such a deadpan
expression as he spoke that it was all Picard could do not to laugh. "You know what I mean." "Yes, I